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Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. --- Alan Turing The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them. --- Socratex In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. --- Paul Dirac
There was a fairly wealthy 70 year-old man who had just married a beautiful 25-year-old young lady. One of his long time friends said to him, "How did you get that gorgeous woman to marry a 70 year-old guy like you?" The man leaned over and whispered to his friend, "It was easy. I simply told her that I was 90 and had heart problems, and she instantly fell in love with me."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to 41-year-old Kim Yoo-chul and his 25-year-old wife, Choi Mi-sun in Seoul, Korea Baby Starved as Couple Nurtured Virtual Kid (March 5) -- A South Korean couple addicted to the Internet left their 3-month-old daughter to starve to death while they raised a virtual daughter online during 12-hour bouts at a cyber cafe, police said. The husband and wife had been on the run since their baby, born prematurely, died five months ago of severe dehydration and malnutrition, police said. They were arrested this week near their home south of the capital Seoul and charged today with child abuse and neglect.It is not likely that they will ever be allowed onto the Internet again.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sharon Re: Download Spybot Dear Webby; Hi again. I just went to your tools to check on Spybot but there are several places to download it. Which one do you recommend to download free? Also how big is it? This way I'll know how long to gibve it to download. i have 100 Mbps now. Thanks Sharon Dear Sharon Any of those places are fine. If one is a bit slow at the moment, pick the next one. At 100 Mbps you will probably get about 2/3 of that in actual download speed, and it will take just slightly longer than a quickie. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two not too very bright city guys decided to go into the dairy business. They drove up to a dairy farm and asked the owner if he had any cows for sale. The owner had been trying to get rid of a non performing bull for years told them he would let his best producing cow go for a mere one thousand dollars. The 2 guys said wonderful and loaded up the bull and left. They got back to their place and tried to milk the bull but didn't get any milk. So one of the guys ran back to the farmer to find out how to get the milk flowing. The farmer told them they had to make the cow drink plenty of water and then pump the tail up and down. Satisfied the city slicker went back and he and his partner pushed the bull down to the stream. Well, the bull wasn't very thirsty and didn't drink so one guy held the bulls head in the water and the other guy pumped igorously with the tail. About that time the bull decided to take advantage of the raised tail and to dump some solids. The guy pumping yelled to his friend "Raise his head he is sucking mud." -------- Well, he sure would not try to hold the head of one of the 2500 pound bulls they have around here. Those bulls flip a car over if they don't like it's color.
Daily tip from Dispose of Prescription Bottles Safely Be especially safe with your old prescription bottles. Be sure and mark through the name of person and drug name with a marker before putting in trash as some people would try to get it filled, especially if it is for a pain pill. God Bless you and stay safe! By DCW from TN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

The Midlothian Council in the UK, in a handbook issued to teachers, has listed 'lying' as a recognized disability, thereby branding it an ''illness'' which requires tolerance and assistance from those not afflicted by this "illness", and of course this will make the persons suffering from this incurable "illness" eligible for some sort of disability compensation and disability pension. Also listed, as a "genuine disability", is the inability to spell correctly. Teachers there can no longer mark down for bad spelling.
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