Can you run Norton and McAfee together on one machine? 



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Bob and Katie were having a discussion about family finances. Finally Bob exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" Katie replied, "If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here either."
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered at him: "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once." "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?" And the witness said meekly, "MY mother did."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a woman in Bochum, Germany German police summoned over forgotten vibrator BERLIN (AFP) – A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday. The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime", a statement said. "Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from. "Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which was switched on. The tenant's face abruptly changed colour." Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Joyce Re: Can you run Norton and McAfee together? I was wondering if you can run Norton with McAfee I have always used Norton & worked great until my computer acted up the other day. Now i can't even open up other sites. Can you tell me if you know if you can get a virus form You Tube I am always cafefull on what i open Thank You Joyce Dear Joyce Your computer worked great, because you were careful, probably not because you have Norton. As you found out, Norton did not adequately protect you. . What makes it worse is that Norton is as difficult to remove as a trojam pr virus, and makes virus removal even more difficult. There is a Norton Remover in my Tool Box. After using that, you can do a clean install of McAfee or Kapersky Running two different anti-virus programs is generally not a good idea. Quite often they get into a pissing contest and put each other's virus detection tables into Quarantine. Have FUN! DearWebby
A traveling evangelist always put on a grand finale at his revival meetings, When he was to preach at a church, he would secretly hire a small boy to sit in the ceiling rafters with a dove in a cage. Toward the end of his sermon, the preacher would shout for the Holy Spirit to come down, and the boy in the rafters would dutifully release the dove. At one revival meeting, however, nothing happened when the preacher called for the Holy Spirit to desend. He again raised his arms and exclaimed: "Come down, Holy Spirit!" Still no sign of the dove. The preacher then heard the anxious voice of a small boy call down from the rafters: "Sir, a big black cat just ate the Holy Spirit. Shall I throw down the cat?"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Make Bag Salads for Camping Camping is a great family time but you always don't have lots of room for cooking and storage. I make what we call a bag salad. You cook all your favorite ingredients (pasta or potato salad) and put in a Ziploc bag. Add your seasonings and dressing and just mix with bag closed, carefully squishing. Store in cooler till ready to serve. You can serve from the bag or put in a dish. Happy camping to all. By Sillepeanut from Whitehall, MI Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500. When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?" The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
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It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked land where sin is on every hand. I have had a terrible fight with the old devil all week." Whereupon her husband, who was sitting glumly by her side said, "It's not all the devil's fault; she's not that easy to get along with either on some days."

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