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It's Wenesday, March 10, 2010

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. --- James Thurber Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. --- A. H. Weiler
Thanks to Cookie for this story: Little Matthew was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Matthew said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse.. It's called Bunk Beds.. And Jimmie's mom wants to talk to you.'
Thanks to Sandie for this story: "I have a problem," Suzanne complained to her friend, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" asked the friend. "That was too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." "A mail box? Does that work?" "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." "And why do you think that is?" Suzanne thought for a moment, then replied, "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
The first Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi As you may have seen on the news, it's been very cold in the Midwest, so cold in fact that we have borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker from Minnesota to unclog the Mississippi, starting near Davenport and working its way north. Here is the first picture of it as it begins the hard work required to break up the ice. Tom W Norwegian Icebreaker
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Alen Nguyen, 22, in Winter Haven, Florida Tried to redeem winners at same store where stole the tickets BARTOW, Fla. (AP) - A Winter Haven man was arrested after authorities say he took a winning scratch-off ticket back to the store he had stolen it from a day earlier. The Polk County Sheriff's Office reports that 22-year-old Alen Nguyen stole $70 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets from a Circle K store on Sunday. One of the tickets revealed a $50 prize. When Nguyen went back to the store on Monday to claim the money, a clerk who was aware of the theft asked Nguyen for his driver's license and wrote down the information. The clerk called the authorities, and deputies went to arrest Nguyen. He was charged with retail theft and later released on $250 bail.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carol Re: How do I make destop links to sites? Dear Webby, how can I get links to sites I use frequently to be sent to my destop? I use Windows XP Service pack 3. Thanks! Carol Dear Carol Browse to a site that you want a shortcut icon for, then grab the little icon at the left side in the browser address bar, and drag it to the desktop, or to a thematic folder on the desktop. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
Thanks to Roland for this story: One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me any more?" "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."
Daily tip from Use Bleach Water to Control Gnats Recently our house has been overrun with gnats. I followed all your suggestions, nothing worked. I finally called an exterminator, he couldn't come but he told us to pour scalding water down every drain in our house and follow it up with bleach. They said we may have to do it several times before we can see it is effective. We used 2 gallons of scalding hot water for each drain and followed up with a quart of bleach for each drain. I wanted to pass this along cause it is really a problem this year. By BJ from Mid Missouri Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Thanks to Sandie for this story: Joan had a system for labeling leftover meals in the freezer . She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables" or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot Pie." Everyday when she asked her husband what he wanted for dinner, he never asked for any of those meals. She decided to stock the freezer with his various requests. What he really likes. So now you'll see a whole new set of labels: "Whatever", "Anything", "I Don't Know", "I Don't Care", "Something Good", or "Food" . No more frustration for Joan, because no matter what her husband replies when she asks him what he wants for dinner, it's there waiting.
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Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notices that Jill seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious." "Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," Jill explained. "Oh, that's too bad," Linda sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him." "Yeah, I am," Jill said. "He'll miss me."

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