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You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. --- Abraham Lincoln: Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. --- Kin Hubbard
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?" The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?"
One Sunday a priest announced he was passing out minature crosses made of palm leaves. "Put this cross in the room where your family argues most," he advised. "When you look at it, the cross will remind you that God is watching." When the parishoners were leaving church, a woman walked up to the priest, shook his hand and said, "I'll take five."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 41 year old Swedish fake pilot Bogus pilot arrested just before take-off A Swedish man without a valid pilot's licence has been arrested at Amsterdam as he was about to fly a jet with 101 passengers to Turkey. The 41-year-old man said he had been flying for European airlines for 13 years and had logged 10,000 hours, reports the BBC. Police said he once had a licence to fly small planes but it had expired and it did not allow him to fly large jets. Reports say the man was relieved his long deception was uncovered and tore off his pilot's stripes in the cockpit. Turkey's Corendon Airlines said he had been flying for the airline for two years and had "expertly misled the company with his false papers". The airline said it had been alerted by police and had a pilot standing by to fly the Boeing 737 from Amsterdam's Schiphol airport to Ankara. Dutch police were acting on a tip-off from Swedish authorities. The man is in custody awaiting trial for forging documents and flying without a licence.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Phyllis Re: How do I open .swf files? Dear Webby, First, I want to tell you how very much I enjoy this newsletter on a daily basis! There is always something to smile about, ponder, and learn from! Thank you so much! Now, I have a question, and I hope you can help me. I have a HP with Vista Home Premium program, and for some reason, I can't open any attachment that is .swf. What is the reason, and can I remedy the situation? Thanks so much for your help, in advance!!! Sincerely, Phyllis Dear Phyllis Just go to my Tool Box and download the Adobe Flash Player. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend. "Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."
Daily tip from Scrapbooking Material From Surprising Sources While I don't scrapbook, my new sewing machine gave me tons of scrapbooking materials, if I was inclined! The manufacturer published a second full manual in a language I don't speak or understand. I can cut that up for scrapbooking pages - there's diagrams, pictures, line art, and frames that would be cool to use. By Dorrie from Norman, OK Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A couple trying to break into society hosted a dinner party. As the guests were enjoying their dinner salad, the maid called the hostess from the table. The maid informed her that the cat had climbed on the kitchen table and eaten a large portion of the salmon's midsection. The hostess decided to quickly drive to the store and get some canned salmon to fill the eaten portion. As the guests were enjoying the fish, the maid called the hostess into the kitchen and announced while wringing her hands, "Madam, the cat is dead." The hostess and her husband informed the guests and suggested it might be best if everyone went to the hospital and had their stomachs pumped. Returning home, the couple asked the maid where she had put the cat. "It is still out on the road where you ran over it when you went to get the canned salmon."
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A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army. "But, wait a minute," said the listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?" "Sure," replied the man. "Well, won't they find out?" The man shrugged, "So far, none of them complained."

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