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It's Saturday, March 13, 2010
Tonight, change the clocks to show one hour ahead of where they
currently are. At the same time, also replace your smoke detector
batteries.

The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. --- P. B. Medawar Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. --- Albert Camus
My mother taught me about JUSTICE - "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU.. THEN you'll see what it's like."
"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." "Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher. "But you only have two ears, boy." "Guess I'm no good at math, either!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Rondell Bailey, Oklahoma City Man offered 'last tree' to deputies OKLAHOMA CITY (UPI) -- Authorities in Oklahoma said a man who crashed into a parking lot walked into a jail and offered a stick he called the "last tree in the universe" as payment. Oklahoma County sheriff's deputies said Rondell Bailey walked into the downtown Oklahoma City jail with a stick and told deputies he wanted to offer the object, which he called the "last tree in the universe," in exchange for dropping any possible charges against him, KOCO-TV, Oklahoma City, reported Wednesday. The deputies said Bailey left after being told the stick was not an acceptable form of payment and threw a brick through a jail window. Investigators said they discovered a white powder suspected to be methamphetamine during a search of the suspect's truck. Bailey was arrested on destruction of property and drug charges.
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Jill was selling tickets at the movie house when she got a phone call. This woman said, "How much is a ticket?" Jill said, "Four dollars." She said, "How much for children?" Jill said, "Same price, four dollars per seat." She said, "The airlines charge half fare for children." Jill said, "OK, put the kids on a plane somewhere, and you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more that way."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cut Your Alfredo Sauce With Broth Here's a tip that can help you reduce your sugar and fat intake and save you a little money. If you buy a jar of alfredo sauce, try cutting it with an equal amount of chicken broth. Heat the broth and sauce together, throw in some brocolli and cook until tender. Then mix this sauce with your noodles and a handful of grated parmesan cheese. You end up with a thinner sauce but it still tastes good and has reduced fat, calories and sugar. Lewis from Port Orchard Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. He was served a piece of meat, and as he picked it up with his fork, he held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?" Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: "To which end of the fork are you referring?"
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Nancy was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Ms Nancy, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the 'other woman' in her husband's life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Nancy with a sniff, "but I couldn't help it." "Couldn't help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How's that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."

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