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It's Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Morris complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis." The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then you will see that I was right."
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen. But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Brutus!

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lukeisha A. Harris, 24 in Seattle Woman In Bust Hid Nearly $26,000 In Bra SPOKANE, Wash. -- A fraud bust, indeed: Spokane County sheriff's deputies said a woman was hiding nearly $26,000 in her bra when she was booked into jail for investigation of theft. Lukeisha A. Harris was one of three Seattle-area residents arrested Friday as part of an alleged fraud ring. Deputies said they used phony Oregon driver's licenses and counterfeit credit cards to obtain cash advances from Spokane banks. Sheriff's spokesman Dave Reagan said the three were arrested after a worker at one bank reported that they tried to obtain money using a stolen credit card. The investigators followed the ring to two other banks before making the bust. Reagan said that during a search at the Spokane County Jail, guards found that the 24-year-old Harris -- who is 6 feet tall and 400 pounds -- had the cash hidden in her bra, along with bank receipts.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ann Re: Firewall turns off Hi Webby: Thanks for the great daily newsletter!!! I have a question about the firewall. Every couple of days, I get a message that my firewall is off, so I have to enable it again. Everything seems to be in order when I open the Firewall file. Is this something that happens with XP pro??? Thanks Ann S Dear Ann That is not normal with XP at all. However, if your computer is infected, then it will do that, no matter what operating system you have on it. Better run a proper check on it, and not with a freebie that is not quite good enough to sell for money. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two nuns were driving down a country road when they ran out of gas. They walked to a farmhouse and a farmer gave them some gasoline; but the only container he had was an old bedpan. The nuns were happy to take whatever they were offered and returned to their car. As they were pouring the gasoline from the bedpan into the tank of their car, a minister drove by. He stopped, rolled down his window and said, "Excuse me, sisters. I'm not of your religion, but if that car starts, I'm switching!"
Daily tip from Add Veggies to Tomato Sauce Make your spaghetti healthier, tastier, and stretch farther using fresh, thin sliced carrots and/or thin sliced zucchini. It adds color and flavor to any tomato sauce and kids love it because the tomato disguises the taste of veggies just enough to please their pallet. You will know they are getting their vitamins, and they will know it's still fun to eat! When cooking up the spaghetti sauce, just add a cup of veggies to it and cook till veggies are softened. Fresh is best for flavor, but canned can certainly be used too. By Dede from Macon, MO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "It's okay, Dad" the boy said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one." The next day the collections manager received a phone nessagel, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."

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