Juno for DSL 

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It's Friday, March 19, 2010
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The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. --- Benjamin Disraeli The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." --- B. F. Skinner
A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me to church and everywhere with them."
A reporter from New York was visiting an old colleague who now edited a newspaper in a tiny Vermont town. "I don't see how you do it," the NY reporter said. "How can you drum up interest in the news when everybody in town knows what everybody else is doing and with whom?" "Sure they know," the editor said, "but they read the paper to see who got caught at it."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Nathanael Christian, 21, in Paul's Valley, Oklahoma 'Religious' man watched porn at churches PAULS VALLEY, Okla. (UPI) -- Oklahoma police said a man accused of breaking into churches to watch porn told investigators he targeted the facilities because his family is "very religious." Pauls Valley police said Nathanael Christian, 21, was charged with four counts of second-degree burglary for allegedly breaking into four churches on at least eight occasions to use the Internet connections at the facilities to view pornography, The Oklahoman reported. Investigators said Christian made $300 worth of calls to phone-sex lines during one break-in and stole laptop computers during two of the crimes. Detective Derrick Jolley said police asked Christian why he targeted churches. "(Christian) just said 'my family has always been very religious' with a look on his face that indicated it made sense to him," Jolley said. Jolley said Christian, who was being held at the Garvin County jail, admitted to the break-ins and told police where to find the stolen laptops.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Elizabeth Re: Juno for DSL Dear Webby: Re: the letter from Bob about faster internet service through a phone line, I use Juno DSL. After using Juno dial-up for 8 years, I switched to DSL 2 years ago and am very happy with it. Let Bob know about this option. I do have friends, though, who use Comcast and are generally pleased with it, though it occasionally "goes down." Elizabeth New Jersey Dear Elizabeth That is good to hear! Juno has a reputation of being a free or cheap, but slow last resort in rural areas, where you can't get anything else. I am glad that they are now offering high speed DSL too, at least in some parts of the US. Have FUN! DearWebby
Bubba was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. "Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant. "Can you sit there in the jury and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?" He was acquitted.
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Color Seeds With Flour for Planting When you are about to sow your vegetable or flower seeds, you will find that the color of the very small seeds, blend in with the color of the earth. My tip is to mix the seeds with a little baking flour. You will then sow the seeds evenly in the dark soil. The result being even rows, and not over seeded. By Dunno from Malvern, UK Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail." "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" "A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Henry."
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just roaming around the zoo. The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming around the zoo. This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet high. Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless somebody fixes the lock on the gate."

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