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It's Monday, March 22, 2010

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered. --- G. K. Chesterton Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. --- Anatole France
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husband's key in the lock. "Hurry," she said to the repairman, "you'll have to hide. My husband is insanely jealous." There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman hid inside the TV console. The husband came in and plopped down in his favorite chair to watch some football. Inside the TV, the repairman was all squashed up and getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore. He climbed out, marched across the room and out the front door. The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, looked back at the set again and said, "I didn't see the referee send that guy off the field, did you?
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Dragutin Cabor, 19, of Edmonton, Alberta Sent in by Jackie Z Thief busted after flipping off cops KENORA, Ont. -- In hindsight, an Edmonton man should have let the Kenora OPP officer pass him by without drawing attention to himself. However, after waving his hands at a passing officer on patrol in the area of Highway 17A and Highway 641 and continuing to the point of a rude gesture, the hitchhiker had the officer at the point of feeling a need to address the subject's actions. The officer learned the man wanted a ride to the nearest town. After some discussion the officer chose to assist the man and in the process became aware of two credit cards that did not belong to him. The officer decided to look further into the property in his possession. The investigation revealed the man was in possession of two stolen credit cards, stolen GPS, iPod charger and a Black Berry which he had obtained from various sources while travelling through Winnipeg. Dragutin Cabor, 19, of Edmonton has been charged with possession of property obtained by crime. ... 6-qmi.html
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Mike Re: Win Zip alternative Hi Webby Is there anything else I can use besides Win Zip to open Zip files ? Mike in Nevada Hi Mike Yes, sure! There are lots of zip programs available free. One that comes to mind is 7-zip from Have FUN! DearWebby
Two old farmers were discussing how productive their bulls were. One farmer said he had a problem with his bull but the vet gave him some medicine and he was jumping on everything on the farm. The other farmer said his bull was not doing to well either and asked what medicine the vet used so he could get some. The first farmer said he didn't know the name of the medicine but it tasted like chocolate.
Daily tip from Use an "Old" Slipper for Waxing Floors This is a cleaning tip with funny story! I was preparing to wax my floor the "old fashioned way" as my mom always did, on my hands and knees, when I remembered a pair of plush slippers that my daughter just threw out due to a crack along the bottom of them. Since I didn't have the waxing mop that this product called for, I just slipped my hand into the slipper and turned it upside down on my hand and used the top portion of her slippers! I really felt like a genius until I slipped out of my new slippers into shoes to get the mail and upon my return, accidentally grabbed and used my new slippers to finish the waxing job! Guess I need to change my name from AHA to HAHA! Keep Smiling! Source: This could ONLY come from MY MIND! ;) By AHA! from Sterling, PA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Q: What is the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic? A: A psychotic thinks that 2 plus 2 makes 5. A neurotic KNOWS that 2 plus 2 makes 4 -- but that is just not good enough for her. (or him)
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The two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found naked, each smoking a joint, sitting on the edge of the fountain in the town square. The arresting officer told them they were entitled to a phone call, since he was unable to reach either parent. Some time later, a man entered the station and the sergeant said, "I suppose you're the kids' lawyer." "Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just here to deliver them a pizza."

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