Is there an F1 Virus? 



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It's Tuesday, March 23, 2010


Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. --- Michael Crichton
The trendy dresser fancied himself quite a romeo, and was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt. It contained a girl's name and address, and asked the recipient to send a photograph. How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the idea of this mystery woman so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and a photo.Heart aflutter, he opened her response. It read, "Thanks for writing. I was just curious to see what kind of guy would buy such a goofy shirt."
Thanks to my dad for thios picture: This one bloomed today.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Mercado, 20, New York Juror accused of credit card theft NEW YORK (UPI) -- Police in New York said a juror in a credit card theft trial allegedly stole a fellow juror's credit card to use on lunch break shopping sprees. Investigators said Jennifer Mercado, 20, who was sitting on a jury for a burglary, grand larceny and possession of a stolen credit card trial, allegedly swiped fellow juror John Postrk's American Express card and used it to buy $500 worth of merchandise, the New York Daily News reported. Mercado claimed Postrk, 49, gave her permission to use the card March 8 because "he came on to me." "It's a he-said, she-said situation. In court, they will find out he's lying," she said. Postrk said prosecutors have asked him not to speak about the case. Mercado, who was removed from the jury, was arrested March 12 and charged with grand larceny, stolen property, identity theft and unlawful use of a credit card. She faces up to four years in prison if convicted.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Moo Mom Re: Is there an F1 Virus? Webby? Is there such a thing as F 1 Key Virus going around ???????????? Some one sent me something as a virus warning for this. Thanks, Moo Mom Dear Moo Mom Yes, there is indeed a virus that activates when you hit F1 AFTER an email or page tells you to do that. If any email or page tells you to hit F1, get outa there fast! Without clicking on anything at all. Hitting F1 is OK if it is your own idea, and not somebody elses, but even then it is safer to click on HELP than hitting F1. Have FUN! DearWebby
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
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One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie came to the door. "Is your husband home, Ma'am?" he asked. "Sure is. He's over to the cow barn." "Well, I got something to show him, Ma'am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?" "Shouldn't have any difficulties... He's the one with the beard and mustache, - and no horns."
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A man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came from. Shortly after the flowers were delivered, the florist received a frantic phone call from the wife asking who had sent the flowers. The florist told her that the sender requested no card be included. "Please, I've GOT to know WHO sent these flowers BEFORE my husband comes home for lunch!"

Gypsy Vanner
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