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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." --- Abraham Lincoln I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. --- Bill Hoest
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon. "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits!"
You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you again?" "I am 78." The man said. "78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60 year old." "Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside to settle down." the man explained. "What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor. "I spent a lot of time in the great outdoors."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 53 year old drunk driving mother in Detroit Detroit mother arrested for being drunk while driving to daughter's school Police arrested a Detroit mother on a charge of drunken driving, after her daughter refused to get into the car with her as the woman tried to pick the girl up from Ferndale High School on Friday mid-afternoon. The woman was arraigned Saturday on charges of driving drunk, fourth offense; driving with a suspended license, and possession of marijuana. A field sobriety test found the woman's blood-alcohol level at 0.28, more than three times the legal limit of 0.08, Ferndale Police Lt. William Wilson said. She was given a $56,000 cash bond at her arraignment in 43rd District Court and is being held in the Oakland County Jail, Wilson said. "This is a serious case with the repeat offenses, and going right on the school grounds, makes it extremely treacherous," Wilson said Monday. School staff called police after the woman, 53, appeared drunk when she asked the principal to call her daughter out of class about 3:30 p.m. Her daughter refused to get into the car with her. The Free Press is not naming the woman to avoid racial profiling and to protect the girl's identity. A responding Ferndale police officer watched the woman try to park the car, administered sobriety tests and then arrested her. Investigators who searched the car found marijuana and the prescription drug Xanax. A computer check showed that the woman had been convicted of drunken driving four times, was driving with a suspended license and had a warrant out for her arrest, Wilson said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Alice Re: Active X not working Dear Webby, Thanks for all the great information, laughs, and just plain good fun. I soo need your help. I recieved a message on my PC that my Active x is turned off, therefore, I'm unable to see all of the graphics. I am using a Dell Office Pro PCw/ Internet Explorer XP. Please Tell me how to either turn it back on, or how to re-install it. Thank you so very much. Alice Dear Alice From Settings, Control Panel in the Start menu, or from Tools on the Internet Explorer menu bar, select Internet Options. Click on the Security tab, then the Custom Level button. Then click on the checkmarks for ActiveX (there is more than one). That should do the trick. If you use FireFox, you don't have to worry about ActiveX. Have FUN! DearWebby
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?" Joe answered the correct airline. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And John answered, "Mom."
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A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology. A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said. "So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine."
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand at the last moment, and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, Take your shovel and hit my hand."

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