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It's Saturday, March 27, 2010


No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. --- Michel de Montaigne The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. --- Flannery O'Connor
Thanks to Carol for sending this link to today's new volcano Awesome pictures!
Thanks to Dianne for this story: A Jewish woman goes to see her Rabbi in Bnei Brak ( a town in Israel ). ' 'Yankele and Yosele are both in love with me,'' she says. ' 'Who will be the lucky one?'' The wise old Rabbi answers: "Yankele will marry you. Yosele will be the lucky one."
A father says, "Marry a girl who has the same belief as the family." Son replied, "Dad, why would I marry a girl who believes I'm a schmuck?"
Thanks to Lillemor for sending this picture:
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to an improperly dressed drunk in Sudbury, Ontario Sent in by Jackie Man in underwear charged with impaired driving SUDBURY, Ont. - A man who showed up at a convenience store in sub-zero weather wearing only a jacket and underwear has been charged with impaired driving offences. Sudbury police said when officers arrived at the store Thursday night, they determined the man was intoxicated and had driven to the store. His car was towed and police suspended his licence for 90 days. The 41-year-old man is charged with impaired operation of a motor vehicle and blowing over the legal alcohol limit for driving.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Cookie Re: No sound in PPS Dear Webby, I use ‘Open Office” as you advised but…I cannot get sound when I play pps files in it. Can you help me out with this problem? Thanks, Cookie Dear Cookie Hit F5 to play the PPS. It knows that usually you just try to snag pictures, so it opens that way by default. F5 switches to Auto-Play. ESC switches back. Have FUN! DearWebby
While enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona truckstop, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and Bea celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?" "Yup, we sure are," Roy replied. "Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th anniversary, I took Bea to Mesa. Maybe for our 50th, I'll go down there and visit her."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Reviving Limp Celery and Carrots I had some celery in my fridge which had gone really soft and limp. I was complaining about it to a friend (since it was almost an entire stalk!) and he told me that the celery was just dehydrated and it was easy to get it back to its original state. Just cut the bottom of the stalk, then use a pitcher or vase, fill with water and put your celery in. Within a few days it will be crisp again! This can also be done with carrots (bottom part at the bottom of the pitcher). By Lisa from Halifax, NS Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

Woman's Quote of the Day: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with." Men's Counter-Quote of the Day: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
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An obstetrician sometimes saw rather unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is an unusual looking whale," he commented. With a sad smile she replied, "It used to be a dolphin."

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