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It's Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The strongest human instinct is to impart information, the second strongest is to resist it. --- Kenneth Grahame Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. --- Henry Ford
A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday. A salesman wearing dark glasses with a dog is behind the counter and asks, "Can I help you ma'am ?" "Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about this one?" she answers. The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and can not see the rod your referring too. However, if you'll drop it on the counter I'll tell you all about it as I can tell from the sound it makes." The lady picks up the rod, and does what he says and drops it on the counter. He belts "That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium action - $15." Lady - "Wow !" She finds another and does the same. "Thats an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with ultralight tackle - $20." Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one. As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady feels the gasses produced by the beans at lunch to rumble and escape, but feels no need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who she is. Salesman says, "That'll be $25." "TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS !? YOU SAID $20?" "That's right mam, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call, and $2 for the stinkfish bait."
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a university graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Iulian Breazu, 24, in Sibiu, Romania Dancing while drunk driving A Romanian lorry driver, who was filmed dancing while driving his lorry with his feet, has lost his licence for drink driving. Iulian Breazu, 24, became an internet sensation when the clip of him frantically gyrating around his cab was uploaded onto YouTube. Authorities in his native Romania have now put the brakes on his antics after he was caught behind the wheel at more than double the drink drive limit. Traffic police in Sibiu confiscated his licence for 90 days - and ordered him to take a safety test before he gets it back. "He has clearly had it coming and the road is a safer place without him on it," said one officer. The dopy driver horrified thousands of road users with his film of himself dancing around his truck cab to wild gypsy music.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Don Re: $3 Earthlink Dear Webby, I noticed your note about a $9 Earthlink account this morning. I have had Earthlink for a number of years and I have been very satisfied with the service. Since going to a broadband connection and wishing to keep my Earthlink address, I now subscribe to the service that does not provide any dial up access which is less than $3/month and I am able to still maintain my Earthlink address. I am sure you are aware of this but perhaps your subscribers are not. Don Calhoun, GA Dear Don Earthlink has so many different plans, I doubt that I know about more than half of them. Sometimes, it seems, they make up a brand new, even better deal, on the spur of the moment. It definitely pays to chat with them! I have used Earthlink when traveling since 1995 and as backup for whenever my local DSL fails, for the last 10 years. Thanks for telling us about the $3 piggy-back deal! Have FUN! DearWebby
Little Johnny sneaks up behind a girl and yells: "BOO!" "Hey!" exclaims the girl, you scared me half out of my pants!" Johnny responds: "BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Rising Costs of 3D Movies Due to a recent a raise in the price of 3D movies you now are paying nearly $15 to see a movie in 3D in most areas. That's $5 more than seeing the non-3D version of the same movies. A family of four can save $20 by opting for the non-3D alternative. Lewis from Port Orchard, WA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

In a traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You're a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at that table and write 500 times: I drove through a red light even though I knew it is against the law.' !"
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Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "Knowing Murphy like I do, I don't think so," said the foreman, "He climbed out of the vat three times to go to the men's room."

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