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It's Saturday, April 3, 2010

The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and ran out swinging her rolling pin. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a half hour later with a black eye as well. "Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked. "No sir," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."
"I would like some vitamins for my son," the mother said as she walked into the pharmacy. "Vitamins A, B, or C?" asks the pharmacist. "It doesn't matter, he can't read yet."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Thaylin Shawn Pierce, of Billings, Montana Drunk at 11th DUI sentencing BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) - A 49-year-old Montana man who was intoxicated when he came to court for his trial on a felony drunken driving charge has pleaded no contest to his 11th DUI. Thaylin Shawn Pierce, of Billings, entered the plea Thursday. He's free on bond until his sentencing June 22, and will probably make it an even dozen by then. Pierce was charged in November 2008 after he tried to drive after being kicked out of a casino. His trial was scheduled to begin Wednesday, but the judge suspected Pierce was intoxicated. A breath test showed Pierce had a blood-alcohol level of 0.093 percent. Negotiations for a plea agreement began. One of the conditions was that Pierce had to return to court sober the next morning to enter his plea. Pierce has nine previous drunken driving convictions in Colorado and another one in Wyoming.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Guinn Re: Dear Webby, Hi, Webby. We got a new computer that should have had IE6 installed but find we have IE8 instead. I know that we can download IE6 but is it safe to do so and then uninstall IE8 and install IE6? Will it mess anything up? Thanks for any help you can give us, Guinn Dear Guinn I doubt that you can uninstall IE8 safely. Just use FireFox and don't worry about it. Have FUN! DearWebby
A man who smelled like a bar at closing time, flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained and his collar showed some liptsick smears. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say,Father, what causes arthritis?" "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man!" "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father, I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Daily tip from Save Glass Jars for Homemade Iced Tea Save money, calories and chemicals going into your body by re-purposing store-bought glass tea jars for homemade ice tea. Clean the bottles after you're finished with your drinks (or get friends to give you some), then make a big batch of tea on the stove by boiling water and adding the tea bags to steep. I add some honey to mine and then when it cools down, I pour it into the glass bottles. I keep these in the fridge (make caffeine-free and caffeinated ones separately) and grab when I'm going out the door. I save money on the tea, limit calories of a caffeinated soda, and don't have to ingest all those chemicals that come from a soda! By Erin from Blue Bell, PA Once it gets warm enough to really enjoy ice tea, you can easily make it in gallon pickle jars set in a sunny spot that is sheltered from the wind. In spring and fall you can use a miniature greenhouse like the ones made for growing herbs on window sills or a tomato cage with a clear plastic bag to shelter the jar. Make sure you don't put the lid on tight, because with a mini greenhouse it will come to a boil quite easily. Depending on my mood, I also toss a quarter lemon or orange in with the teabags. A one CDN gallon jug will fill 18 250 ml drinking bottles but only need 3 - 4 tea bags for sun tea. With the smaller US gallon jugs (3.8 Liters instead of 4.5 Liters) you can fill 15 of the 250 ml drinking bottles and 3 teabags are usually enough. To decant from the jug into drinking bottles, put a small non-slip pillow or sponge near the edge of the counter, set the jug on it and tilt it. If you have arthritis or klutzy members of the household, you can get a jug tipper for $16. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Morris and Sam have been at odds all through the school year, however, they decide to forgive each other for any unkind actions and thoughts for the holiday. "And," says Morris, "I wish you, what you would wish for me." Sam yelled, "Are you ALREADY starting getting hostile again?"
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