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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. --- Sam Brown, Washington Post, 1977 I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. --- Gilda Radner
The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother's side or your father's?" the doctor asked. "Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family." "Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Apolonio Lopez, 44, of Apolonio Lopez, 44, NM Sent in by Cat 18th DUI Man arrested 18 times for DWI Published : Friday, 02 Apr 2010, 11:27 PM MDT ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - An Albuquerque man who has 17 prior DUI arrests on his record was busted again Friday night after a Bernalillo County Sheriff's Deputy said the man almost rear-ended his police cruiser going 87 miles per hour. Apolonio Lopez, 44, was driving behind a deputy around midnight on Interstate 25 near the Albuquerque Sunport when he approached the deputy's car at a high rate of speed, according to a report from BCSO. The deputy said he was forced to swerve to avoid being hit by Lopez.After that, the deputy got behind Lopez and pulled him over. According to the report, Lopez smelled of alcohol and was slurring his speech. Lopez had a 0.18 percent blood-alcohol level, more than twice the legal limit, a BCSO spokesman said. He was out on probation Friday night for driving on a revoked license. "He has no reason to stop, he has none," Atkinson said. "Going through the court system seems to be a hobby for him." In addition to his 18th DWI arrest Friday, Lopez was also arrested for reckless driving and speeding. BCSO said the car he was driving belonged to someone he lives with.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Nub Re: Hey Webby, Got a problem with the images in your letters. There aren't any, displayed anywhere, all I see are little boxes. If I click on a box, I get transferred to a copy of the letter with the images included. Sometimes I get a copy of the same letter I had to start with, sometimes to a letter which is completely different. I have Gmail and it has always served me well. I have had your letters for many years and never a problem. I enjoy your no nonsense, straight forward approach to the giving of advise to old goats like me that are Computer challenged. Thank you sir... Nub Dear Nub That sounds like a typical IE "feature". It seems that Microsoft is trying to start a pissing contest with Google. There have been no changes in the Humor Letter. The only thing that changed is the recent IE updates. The solution is switching to FireFox or any browser other than IE. The same emails suddenly look just fine and the way they are supposed to, when you view them with FireFox, Chrome, Opera, Safari or Camino. Have FUN! DearWebby
Thanks to Jai for this one: How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a" Leah?? NO Lee - A?? NOPE Lay - a?? NO Lei?? Guess Again. This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha", When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent. An ifn dey axe you how to ponounce L8r=a, it's like the honkeys would pronouce Latreesha, but wif an ebonic haxent.
Daily tip from Shaving Cream for Emergency Carpet Cleaning After coming home from a twelve hour day at work, I was greeted by my loving, newly adopted Boxer! I was also met with a stench that would wake the dead, and when I looked inside my home. I saw a dog parent's worst nightmare: projectile diarrhea on my light beige carpet covering approximately 15 square feet! Having no name brand carpet cleaners in the house, I had to get creative and fast before I passed out from the sight and smell. To my surprise and delight the following procedure worked flawlessly for the stain and smell. I ran into the shower and grabbed my Gillette Foamy shaving cream. (After cleaning up what I could wearing gloves and a respirator), I squirted the foam on each of the separate 18 (yes 18) soiled areas. I let it sit for about 10-15 minutes. Then, with a towel that was dampened with hot water, I agitated the spots and EVERYTHING came out instantly! I have found this works better than all the name brand, expensive carpet-stain removers on the market! By Greg from Columbia, SC Editor's Note: Be sure to use the old fashioned white shaving cream. Using a gel based shaving product will not have the same effect and may stain your carpet. Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?" Bystander: "It's a girl. She's my daughter." Man: "Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her father." Bystander: "I'm not. I'm her mother."
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