Which mouse lasts longest? 

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It's Monday, April 5, 2010

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. --- Mae West
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day. Mary: Are you wearing it now? John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's the best that money can buy. Mary: What kind is it? John: Twelve-thirty.
Morris was at his usual place sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of smarts and common sense. He turned to his wife Sherry, with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest bozos get the most attractive wives." His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "Because God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT !!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Franchesca Dominique Edwards, 25 from Norfolk, Virginia Naked in elevator A Norfolk woman was arrested at the new Hilton Hotel & Spa in Short Pump Friday night after being found nude in an elevator with a toy gun. According to Henrico Police, 25-year-old Franchesca Dominique Edwards was found after “strange noises” were heard in the elevator around 8:30 p.m. A hotel staff member asked Edwards to leave. When she refused, she pulled a fake gun, reportedly a cap pistol, on the employee, who then called police. Glamor Shot at the Cop Shop tastefully dressed in a prison shirt. The woman was arrested by authorities at the hotel, in the 12000 block of West Broad Street, in the parking lot. Edwards was charged with indecent exposure and brandishing a weapon.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Maryann Re: Which mouse lasts the longest? Dear Webby I use my computer a lot, and when I don't, my hubby does. It used to be that a decent mouse lasted as long as a computer, but that sure doesn't seem to be the case any more. My half year old Logitech mouse starts freezing the curser, and only unplugging it for a moment or moving it to another USB port gets it working again. Then it works for a few minutes, and freezes up again. Even though crawling under the table and unplugging and replugging the stupid mouse in the dark is probably good exercise, I am sick and tired of it. It's not the USB port. When I got fed up enough I borrowed an old mouse, on which the Paste button is worn out, from my son. Other than the missing Paste, it works fine and never freezes the curser. Is there any way to fix my wired Logitech Laser mouse? If not, which mouse lasts the longest? Thanks Maryann Dear Maryann That mouse has timed out, and is not fixable. If you bought it at Staples and you stil have the receipt, you can trade it in for another one. For the first six months, that is a great mouse, unfortuunately they die young if used a lot. If you don't have a receipt, or if you bought it at Walmart, dispose of it. The mice I get the most hours out of are Microsoft mice. The Laser 6000 and the Intellimouse Explorer both last a couple of years. They don't seem to count the usage hours, and their weak point is the first few inches of cable, not the electronics. THAT is easily fixable. Just shorten the cable a few inches, and it is good for another year or two. Have FUN! DearWebby
Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry," she told him. "Really?" asked the boyfriend, "And just how many men are you intending to marry?"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Cereal Bags to Leftover Store Ham This is the perfect way to save your Easter ham. A big ham fits perfectly in a recycled bag from a large box of cereal. For ham, I especially like the very large corn flakes bags. It's wonderful as you have no mess with going in and out of the bag as anything messy stays inside the bag. The ham can be "carefully" sliced inside the bag, if you're just slicing a small amount and don't want the mess. You can save the messy stuff inside the bag for future recipes. I save all cereal bags when the box of cereal has been eaten as they are too good to throw away. In my opinion, they are better than anything you can buy to store food or other things in. They're even good to cover seeds, that you have started indoors. Like Thrifty Fun, cereal bags are absolutely wonderful! By Suzy from Clinton, TN. Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

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