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A coupla months in the laboratory can save a coupla hours in the library. --- Westheimer's Discovery Language is the source of misunderstandings. --- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 40s.
There was a Captain of a ship, and everyday at a certain time he would lock himself up in his cabin and look inside a mysterious black box. He did this every day, but he told nobody what was inside that box. Then one day he died and in his testament he wrote: "Now you can open the black box." So they opened the black box. And what they found was a piece of paper, on it was written "Starboard is right, port is left."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Donald Wolfe, 55, Brookville, Pennsylvania Drunk man tried to revive roadkill A US man has been charged with public drunkenness after he tried to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to roadkill. Police arrested Donald Wolfe, 55, after witnesses reported seeing him trying to revive a long dead possum, reports the Philadelphia Inquirer. One reported seeing Mr Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. Another reported seeing him give mouth to mouth resuscitation to the carcass on a highway north-east of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. State police trooper Jamie Levier said the animal had been dead a while. Trooper Levier says the Brookville man was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess". A possum is about the size of a domestic cat. The animals are known for feigning death when threatened, hence the phrase "playing possum".
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Elvira Re: File Error Notification Dear Webby I got this email telling me about some file error notification, and to click on some weird address to diagnose and fix it. Is that legit? Elvira Dear Elvira Do NOT click on anything in that email. Delete it, then dump it from the trash. If you click on that, your computer is infected with a ransom-ware trojan virus, that you probably can't get rid off without formatting and re-installing Windows. Have FUN! DearWebby
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Give him a modem, and he won't bother you all night.
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Upon her engagement, the exuberant young woman went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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Ms Leibovitz heard rumors that there was sexual harrassment going on at New York City Transit and went to work there. However, when nobody lived up to that rumor and provided her with any sexual harrassment, she sued the Transit authority, that having to worry about getting sexually harrassed or not, was a form of sexual harrassment and caused her to gain weight. She was originally awarded $60 000, however last Wednesday the Second Circuit Court of Appeals threw out the jury award and reversed a lower court judge's ruling supporting it. As of now, not getting sexual harrassment is not a form of sexual harrassment.

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