Fake virus alert 

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It's Thursday, April 8, 2010

Architecture is the art of how to waste space. --- Philip Johnson A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. --- Mark Ardis
"When you exit this vehicle, please lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."
While meeting with a client he wished to impress, a big executive flipped on his intercom and barked to his secretary, "Miss Jones, get my broker on the line." "Yes sir," came back a loud voice, "stock or pawn or marriage?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tasha Lee Cantrell, 19, of Fort Walton Beach, Florida Underage drinking in cop carTasha Lee Cantrell. The 19-year-old Floridian was riding in a car early Monday morning when the vehicle's driver was pulled over and arrested for DUI. As a tow truck arrived to remove her friend's car, a stranded Cantrell asked Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office Deputy Mitchell Landis for a ride home to her Fort Walton Beach residence. Landis agreed, but only after checking Cantrell's purse for any contraband, according to an offense report. While chauffeuring Cantrell, Landis heard the teenager "open a can of some sort" in the back of the cruiser. The can had not been in her purse, or it would have been confiscated during the purse check. "As I looked at my in car video I observed Cantrell drinking out of an unknown can." Landis stopped his car and, upon further investigation, determined that Cantrell had popped open a can of Steel Reserve, a malt liquor known for its high alcohol content. "When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. I retrieved this can and noticed it was Steel Reserve Beer," reported Landis, who immediately arrested Cantrell for underage drinking. Instead of being shuttled to her doorstep, Cantrell, pictured in the below mug shot, was rerouted to the sheriff's office, where she was booked on the misdemeanor charge. Tasha Lee Cantrell, 19, of Fort Walton Beach, Florida Glamor shot courtesy of the sheriff's office.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Elen Re: Fake virus alert I have been advised from two different email addresses that I recently tried to use to send to that the Disturbing Squirrel Postcards website - http://www.greysquirrel.net/postcards2.html - which is part of your network, tried to load a virus into the message. I am not sure you are the right person to report this to - but I did not see another address for problems. This was detected by Norton Utilities. Thank you, Ellen Stenstrom Dear Ellen Some disturbed morons lied to you. The postcards are on a UNIX server, not on a Windows computer. It is physically impossible for Mypostcards.com type cards to carry a virus, and they are purposely designed so that they can't carry ANY attachments. Site owners like GreySquirrel just supply pictures, music, and safe text. Card senders can select from those pictures and music and text, and can add their own text. That's it. Nobody can add a virus or any form of malware. We control the hard compiled UNIX software on the servers, and nobody can mess with that. Don't worry about the postcards, worry about those morons! Either their machines are infected and giving them false warnings, encouraging them to download fake anti-virus stuff that actually contains trojan programs, or else they are just making up lies to rattle your chain and make you look silly. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two die-hard golfers saw some kids fishing at the lake. One said to the other, "Look at those idiots fishing in the rain!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Knit Shawls in the Spring It's Spring and scarf season is over - so if you are a knitter - switch over to rectangular shawls. It's the same only a bit longer and wider! And you can use up leftover yarn by using a different yarn per each row or so. By Pamphyila from LA, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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A car was involved in an accident. As one might expect, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, pushed and struggled to get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through please! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

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