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It's Friday, April 9, 2010
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. --- Dave Barry And other skiers too!
Linda invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six- year-old daughter and said,"Would you like to say the blessing?" "I don't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," her mother told her. The daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these ungrateful nuts to dinner?"
Most women have these two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to William Ferris, 27, Cincinnati, Ohio Reported himself for paying a hooker William Ferris, an Ohio man yesterday paid a prostitute $50 with the understanding that he would receive a full menu of sexual services in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati. However, when the hooker only performed oral sex on him, Ferris--who was also expecting vaginal sex--contacted police to report that he had just been robbed. When Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to Ferris's 911 call, his "story began to fall apart," according to an arrest report. Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date. In an interview, a frustrated Ferris told TSG that he expected "all of it for $50," but just got "kissing and sucking" during the 20-minute bathroom encounter. He added that the hooker picked the White Castle for their assignation since its bathroom locked (and not because of the eatery's tasty belly bombers). The unemployed Ferris, charged with solicitation and making a false police report, was scheduled to be arraigned today on the misdemeanor counts. He also will be charged with trespassing if he returns to the White Castle on Harrison Avenue. Just as dumb, but not as cute as yesterday's Bonehead.
From Kathy I agree with you about the morons. I use your Squirrel e cards all the time. My friends love it. Have a great rest of the week. Thank you for all your great information. I have learned a lot. Kathy Dear Kathy I don't want to take the credit for that site. It is owned and designed and maintained by a lady named Barbara Kee We just supply the basic templates and the UNIX engine under the hood, that ensures that 1) nobody can attach anything malicious to the cards, and 2) delivers them to the recipient address. and 3) tells the sender about the pick-up event. You can open a postcard page or site too, if you have a dozen or more pictures. We even supply the templates to get started. You can of course edit them any way you want, but you get a head-start and don't have to figure things out the hard way. The FREE BASIC version is free. It is kept very basic, so that you can quickly and easily see how things flow, without getting overwhelmed by a Million options. Have FUN! DearWebby From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carolyn Re: Printer ink Dear Webby, my printer has been a good one through the years (HP) but the cartridges for it are expensive. How do you feel about refilling the ink cartridges? Will it mess up my printer? My cartridges are over $40 each. Thanks, Webby and thanks for your great website! Carolyn Dear Carolyn We have refilled our ink cartridges with ink from Atlantic Inkjet for probably 10 or more years. Never a problem with the ink. HPs usually fail in the electronics. They are not meant to last forever, ya know. Have FUN! DearWebby
This is next joke is not a new and current news event, but a story I reprint almost every year: An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have messed up the settings way too much," the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt!
Daily tip from Save Seeds from Store Bought Tomatoes I bought a tomato at the store and squeezed the seeds onto a paper towel. After they dried, I cut the paper around the seed and planted them in good potting soil. Keep damp and you will have tomato plants in about a week. I tried planting seeds immediately after squeezing the tomato and they did not grow, so you must dry the seeds. By Dajavooi from Independence, MO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They follow his every move for months, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises. So the assassins set up shop right across the street, get all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to go. Noon comes, no dictator...... 10 minutes dictator. One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope nothing happened to him."
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Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," Linda said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" Marion asked. "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without," Linda said.

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