Printer prints purplish-pink 

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Morris bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Stanislaw Muchy, 39, in Warsaw, Poland Burglary by mail Police in Poland have arrested a man for a series of raids in which he allegedly climbed into large parcels and posted himself to businesses. Stanislaw Muchy, 39, would then apparently climb out at night after staff had clocked off and burgle the premises, reports Metro. He made his getaway by sealing both himself and his loot into another box addressed to his Warsaw home, say police. His scheme came to an end after he fell out with an accomplice, whose job was to deliver him to courier firms, who contacted police. After being tipped off, police said: "We arranged a special delivery of our own, right to the jail."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carol Re: Printer prints purplish-pink Dear Webby, I was happy to read about the ink cartridge question. My printer has individual ink cartridges, and all cartridges are almost full....however all of a sudden I get little color when printing except this purplish-pink. When I print a document it's fine in black ink. Can you give me any clues? I've gone to start and went through the cleaning of the printer menu. Thanks. Carol Dear Carol That sounds like your color cartridges are drying up. Look at them carefully and find the air breather hole, and cover that with a bit of duck tape. Then lay the cartridge into a dish with warm water for half an hour. After that, dry it off, peel the tape, and use it to print in THAT color right away. Just make a painting that has half the page in that color. USUALLY, that clears up that problem. If it doesn't, get remanufactured cartridges from Atlantic Inkjet .com. Those will be refillable and you can get a refill kit from them. Have FUN! DearWebby
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