Getting and turning on ActiveX 



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The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question. --- Stephen Jay Gould Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing." --- Tom Dreesen
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use, on the average, only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat or explain everything they say. He replied, "What do you mean?"
A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he said dubiously, "but it seems to me that I've blessed all this stuff already."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Ronald Washington, 33, of Uniontown, Pennsylvania PA. dad jailed for pot in son's Elmo backpack - The Associated Press UNIONTOWN, PA. A western Pennsylvania father has been jailed after police say he went to his son's elementary school to retrieve nearly four ounces of marijuana from the boy's Elmo backpack. State police say 33-year-old Ronald Washington, of Uniontown, called Menallen Elementary School to ask if his son had arrived for kindergarten Thursday morning. Police say Washington told school officials he needed to get something from the Sesame Street-themed backpack, prompting school officials to search it. School officials called police when they found the pot, and troopers were waiting to arrest Washington when he arrived shortly before 9 a.m. Washington was jailed when he was unable to post $100,000 bond.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Shirley re: Turn on Active X Dear Webby, You have helped me in the past and have really appreciated all your help. Where do I find ActiveX on a windows XP? Can't seem to find it anywhere. Keep up the news letter and you make my day. Love your computer tips which is what I check first. Thank you Shirley Dear Shirley Active X is included with the regular Windows updates and patches. You just have to enable it. In Internet Explorer Tools > Internet Options > Security > Custom Level Now scroll down and check the boxes that say Javascript and Active X. Or use FireFox. It doesn't need the ActiveX training wheels to work. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."
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Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home". Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. "Johnatahan," she said, "I don't like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me every time I take a bath." "Don't worry." replied her husband. "If the neighbors do see you, they'll buy curtains."

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