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"There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation." --- W.C.Fields "The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." ---H. G. Wells
Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." Friend: "But your husband is still alive." Woman: "I know, but his hair is gone."Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." Friend: "But your husband is still alive." Woman: "I know, but his hair is gone."
The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor's waiting room. A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy. "Arthritis with complications?" she asked. The wife shook her head, "Noooo....Do-it-yourself," she explained, "with concrete blocks."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 52 year old dopey fugitive in Albion, Indiana Police find suspect neck-deep in liquid manure pit ALBION, Ind. (AP) - Police said that officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm. Noble County sheriff's deputies thought they'd lost the man until an officer spotted him in the tank beneath an outbuilding floor on the farm near Albion. Chief Deputy Doug Harp said the man, 52, had been neck-deep in the combination of hog and dog feces for at least an hour Tuesday evening. He later became combative and had to be shocked twice with a stun gun. The suspect was treated at a hospital for hypothermia before he being taken to jail. A Steuben County magistrate on Wednesday ordered the suspect held without bail because he missed court hearings in February and March.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Helene re: Can't download Spybot Dear Webby: Sorry to be a pain but have a big problem trying to get Spybot from your site to let me have a download. I've copied the address to mail a check to: Patrick Kolla, Safer-Networking Ltd., POBox 16, Greystones, Co. Wicklow, Ireland, so when I get I get my meager SS payment in and the few other bills paid, I'll then be able to forward a check to them. However, no matter how hard I try, the site will not let me download without first paying or charging. Is there any way to download the service they offer without being blackmailed for it first? Would appreciate any help you can offer. Thank you so much in advance. Helene Dear Helene They are only sincerely asking for help, not demanding it. You can still download the real Spypot-Search&Destroy free: http://www.safer-networking.org/en/ownm ... index.html If something is stopping you from doing that, then it is AOL or infection in your computer. Most of the newer viruses prevent you from downloading or installing programs, that could wipe them out. You might have to clear up that problem first. Have FUN! DearWebby
George had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". "I didn't think I needed to," Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse."
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An acquaintance of mine who is a veterinarian told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to pick her up from kindergarten, she had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Oh, wow, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. Do you want fwies wif that?"
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Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about. That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc that he found it real strange how his suit must've shrunk just sittin' in his closet, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently. The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt." "That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it." "Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease." "What in the world is Furniture Disease?" Matt asked. "Furniture Disease, Matt, is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts slidin' down into your drawers."

SurrFriend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." Friend: "But your husband is still alive." Woman: "I know, but his hair is gone."eal Art
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