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It's Sunday, May 2, 2010

Good Morning, ! Today we headed north from Holbrook to ganado, Chinle, and Many Farms. There we took Indian Road 59 as a shortcut to Kayenta. It is an unknown and largely ignored road, but has good pavement and great scenery. After gassing up in Kayenta we headed north into Utah and Monument Valley. Still looks the same as last time we had clear weather there for taking pictures, but we did detour in to Goulding for lunch. Then we passed all the slow gawkers, and made good progress on Highway 163 and 261 up to Blanding. Don`t look for ANY signs or mention of SR95. Just drive to Blanding. At the southern end of the village is an inconspicuous sign that finally acknowledges that SR95 exists, and that it goes off to the left. State Route 95 apparently is a secret. It has excellent pavement, and truly AWESOME scenery. Monument Valley and Valley Of The Gods are nice, but rather boring by comparison. Keep going afterwards to Torrey, Utah, and you have 175 miles of scenery overload. The road is wide and the curves are gentle. You can take anybody along on that road. SR95 has just become my most scenic road today. I will most definitely drive it again. To get a rough idea of that road, fly it with Google Earth! First do DIRECTIONS, from Blanding, UT to Torrey, UT. Set the options for a camera angle of 85 degrees, your altitude to 250 meters or 750 feet, and the speed to SLOW. The faster you fly, the more Google Earth will round things off. It will still look like everything is smoothed with a thick layer of ice on your helicopter window, but you will get a good idea of the terrain. Have FUN! DearWebby
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
Two women are discussing marriage, and one says, "We've been married 10 years, and every night my husband has complained about dinner. Not one night without complaining about the food." "That's awful," the other woman says. "That must really bother you." "No, not in the slightest," says the first one. "You must be a saint," her friend says. "Why should I object?" the first one says. "A lot of people don't like their own cooking."
SR95, not my picture. My camera is still sandbagged by W7.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jayson Stevenson, Rico Razaly, Dennis Heinz and some other hockey coaches from Cobourg Ontario. Bad Example Hockey brawls aren’t news. When they’re in a bar, that makes them a little more interesting. When they’re in a bar and they involve the DADS of the players….who are also the coaches… now you’re talking. So we’re pleased to bring you an update on the boozy battle at the bar at the Holiday Inn Grand Island. But first…let’s refresh your memory. Erie County sheriff’s deputies were called to the bar last December. When they arrived they were….and this is a direct quote from their press release… “met by a bar full of belligerent, obnoxious, intoxicated Ontario men”. Which kind of sums up most Ontario men….but that’s another story. The Canadians were in town for a youth hockey tournament. Deputies say they were attacked the minute they entered the bar….so they called for backup. That led to a bunch of American cops and a bunch of Canadian hockey dads pretty much re-enacting the War of 1812 (ironically, in the same area where the War of 1812 was actually fought). Oh yeah….one of the Canadians also pulled his pants down. So after the ruckus, three men from Cobourg Ontario were arrested. The rest apparently got away. They were in Grand Island Town Court last night. Jayson Stevenson pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of attempted obstructing governmental administration….had every other charge dismissed…and paid a little over $700 in fines. Rico Razaly was told if he stays out of trouble for six months, his case will be dismissed. Dennis Heinz had his case adjourned till May 12th. Stevenson and Heinz, by the way, both resigned their positions as youth hockey coaches….you know, the whole “setting a bad example for the kids” thing. But if they ever make “Slap Shot 4”, these guys should be first in line for a consulting job.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jean re: Norton nagger after un-install I've uninstalled Norton, and used your Norton Removal Tool to get rid of it, but the Norton Online Backup Window keeps coming up when I start the computer! I'm using Windows 7 knowing I should have gotten XP, but live and learn. Any help in getting rid of it would be appreciated Thanks, Jean Dear Jean Is that ad-ware put onto your machine by some sleazy seller of the machine? Screech a temper tantrum at the obnoxious crooks, and tell them you paid for your machine and that you won't tolerate that the W7 lemon, that they conned you into, is being used to earn commissions for a bunch of two-bit con artists. Demand that they tell you instantly how to get their obnoxious ad-ware off the machine. Have FUN! DearWebby
Good jokes always come back. Here is an Oldie Goldie that came back to me today: What would Bible characters drive? One theory is that God would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua also drove a Triumph, but with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Thus following their Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda ...."All the Apostles were in one Accord."
Daily tip from Save Your Bread Bag Ties Do not throw away your bread ties from the bread bags. I reuse them for opened frozen veggies, or anything that I open that needs a tie. Keep a stash in your kitchen drawer, you will be amazed how handy they become. By Justin from Yakima, WA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

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