Can you run Outlook Express on Windows 7 ? 

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It's Sunrday, May 9, 2010
Happy Mother's Day!

Good Morning, ! Today we left Utah after a very filling breakfast buffet at JB's and headed down I-15. At Exit 18 we peeled off, but instead of the paved part to the campground and recreational area on the eastern side of the freeway, we headed up the steep dirt road on the right side. It is called Cedar Pocket and connects over the mountains to the Old US 91. It is not advised that you drive that road any further than you are willing to hike back from, unless you are in a convoy of off-road vehicles. We only drove up about five miles this time. There the road levels off a bit and there are some gentle ridges with an abundance of many types of cacti. Quite a lot of them were blooming today. After that we headed south, through Virgin Canyon to Nevada. In Virgin Canyon the freeway is carved right into the bottom of a very steep and dramatic canyon. The canyon is too narrow for pull-out spots. You can't stop to take pictures, all you can take is memories, and promise yourself, that some day you'll travel that canyon standing up in a convertible. It is truly awesome! Have FUN! DearWebby
"God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers." --- Jewish Proverb "A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes." --- Robert Frost
Bert's wife decided to use curlers in her hair after she washed it. She came into the Family Room as Bert was watching TV. He said he only stared at her for a moment when she said, "I just set my hair." The last thing he remembers saying was, "Oh, really? At what time is it set to go off?"
The young bride's mother had some old- fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something." "Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?" "Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?" "Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've worn that silly hat to bed."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lois J. Harvey, 40, Woman robs bank in front of uniformed officer A would-be bank robber learned a valuable lesson today: Always be aware of your surroundings. The FBI said that Lois J. Harvey, 40, handed a robbery note to a teller at Chase Bank on 1245 E. Long Street. Little did she know, an off-duty Columbus police officer in full uniform was in line behind her. The teller looked at the note and told Harvey she couldn't read it. Frustrated, she tried to explain the note to the teller. Then she noticed the officer, who was in the bank to make a deposit, the FBI said. Harvey grabbed the note and left the bank. The officer, not realizing what was happening, stepped up to the teller and was told about the attempted robbery. The officer left the bank and caught up to Harvey, who then tried to eat the note. She was arrested and made to cough up the note onto the sidewalk. Harvey was charged with robbery.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Hermon Re: Can you run Outlook Express on Windows7 ? Dear Webby good to see you not catering to all the wimps. keep on giving real people what we want. as usual I want to ask a ?. just got a new machine with o/s 7. is it possible to run outlook express without an act of congress? hermon in KY. Dear Hermon I doubt it. In the long run you will be happier, if you pay somebody to exorcise Blonde Windows off that machine and put XP on it. Live is too short to get used to cussing all the time. Have FUN! DearWebby
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white? Were you THAT bad ?"
Daily tip from Polishing Stainless Steel Appliances For 3 years I have been struggling to keep my stainless steel appliances clean. They always have drip marks and finger prints on them. Finally, I found the perfect solution and it is something almost everyone has in their home. First clean the surface with warm soapy water and rinse. Yes, I know, you're going to see a lot of streaks. But, then spray WD-40 on a soft, lint-free cloth (I used an old t-shirt) and wipe over the stainless steel surface. Just a tiny bit will do it. A very thin layer of WD-40 will really shine your appliances up and keep them smudge free for a long time. If finger prints or smudges do show up, just a dry soft cloth will erase them instantly. What a time saver this has been! Try it for yourself. Source: I found this tip online after a very frustrating, and unsuccessful cleaning attempt. By antiquefreeque from WI Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Woman's Wine Quote: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which we'd like to have dinner with." Men's Counter Wine Quote: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
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A Texan was visiting a Maine farmer ("fahmah"). The Texas rancher was boasting to his host about the size of his spread: "I can get into my pickup truck and drive all day and still not reach the boundary of my ranch", he bragged. The Mainer shook his head knowingly, and replyed, "Aayuhh, I had a truck like that once, too."

Cactus Rally 2010
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