Mouse Mystery 

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It's Monday, May 10, 2010

Good Morning, ! The 2010 Cactus Rally was a beautiful and exciting trip. Scenery overload, challenging roads, friendly people everywhere, all contributed to a great memory harvest. Meticulous planning and booking every hotel over the Internet of course helped. There was never any worry about not finding a suitable motel at a day's end. Other than having to cope with Windoze 7 to do my office work every night, the trip was perfect, and we already started planning for next year's trip. Have FUN! DearWebby
If you're going through hell, keep going. --- Sir Winston Churchil Fools rush in where fools have been before. --- Socratex
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, "I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?"
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Dana Seaman, 61 in Belleview, Florida Man awaiting sobriety test takes last swig BELLEVIEW, Fla. (AP) - Authorities said a central Florida man took one last swig of alcohol while waiting to take a sobriety test. Marion County Sheriff's deputies stopped 61-year-old Dana Seaman after noticing his car swerve three times. Seaman said he'd been drinking and agreed to a sobriety test. But first, Deputy Eric Larson said he watched Seaman drink from a cup and toss it under the passenger seat. According to a police report, the cup smelled strongly of alcohol. Seaman then refused a breath test. He has been charged with DUI.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bob Re: Mouse Mystery Dear Webby I am having trouble with my mouse.(HP) I have lost the ability to open certain windows with my left click button. The mouse is an HP with the red light on the bottom side. I can open most things by right clicking and hitting open but as with my address book, I cannot get the Insert addresses tab to open so I can select the names I want to send the email to then hit the insert tab, but nothing happens. Ant help would be appreciated. Dear Bob Try making the double-click speed a bit slower, so that you don't have to double-click quite so fast. If that doesn't help, try a different mouse. You probably have a standard el-cheapo mouse, that came with a computer, lying around somewhere. They are perfectly good for testing. If the left-clicking works with that mouse, then your expensive HP mouse needs to be replaced. Currently the best mice are from Logitech. Mice are a very personal item. What might be comfortable for me, might be awkward for you, and vice versa. If possible, buy your mose from Staples. They are not the cheapest vendor, but they have by far the best return and replacement policy. Their employees cheerfully side with you, to make you a happy and loyal customer. Have FUN! DearWebby
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married in a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married. "Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested. Immediately, nine single women, six widows and two single men rushed to the front.
Daily tip from Polishing Stainless Steel Appliances Save Extra Fast Food Napkins When eating out at fast food restaurants, we are usually given too many napkins that end up in the trash. Now we fold them up and take them with us. They end up in the car for kid clean up, in the purse for emergencies, on the vanity for makeup removal, in the kitchen as a substitute for paper towels or on the table as - surprise - napkins. I'm sure you can come up with lots of places to use these leftover napkins. We never let them go to waste. By Marchall from San Juan, Puerto Rico Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married.
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A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, magnificent house, big car, the love of beautiful woman, then, POW! It was all gone!" "What happened?," asked the friend. "My wife found out."

Cactus Rally 2010
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