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Good Morning,  !
It's Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Home again!

Returning the National rental car was a breeze. The guy scanned
the bar code on the window, glanced at the odometer, and wished 
us a safe journey home. Just as slick as when we picked up 
the car two weeks ago. With the Emerald Club card I walked past 
the lineups at the counter, straight to where the cars are. There
a guy told me to pick any that suited me. At the exit they 
verified my credit card, gave me some papers and wished me a
pleasant trip. I can definitely recommend national Car Rental!

The security rigmarole was quick and simple, and the flight 
was typical Westjet. They always take off late, fly above the 
storms and arrive early. My secretary picked me up at the
airport in Calgary and brought me home.

It ws a great trip, but I am glad to be home again!
Have FUN!

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. --- Mark Twain
Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"
Once, while driving around in my pickup with my pet donkey in the back, I discovered I had a flat tire. I got out and had the donkey stick its head under the bumper and lift the truck.A passing farmer asked, "Hey, that's a pretty clever trick. How did you teach your donkey to lift the truck?" I replied, "Its a simple matter of the breed; this is a jack ass!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 14 year old girl in Boca, Raton, Florida Florida girl, 14, accused of carjacking BOCA RATON, Fla. (UPI) -- A 14-year-old Florida girl was arrested after she allegedly stole a car at a gas station pump, and ordered the 12-year-old girl inside to get out, police said. The alleged thief Tuesday in Boca Raton rushed into the car's driver's seat while the victim's father paid for gas. The father had left the motor running and the doors unlocked, the Florida Sun Sentinel reported. The suspect took off in the car after the victim left, the newspaper said. Police said they saw the car on the road and laid down spiked stop sticks. The suspect came to a stop in a parking lot, but backed up into a police car as the officer was getting out of his car to approach her. The officer was not hurt and the suspect was arrested. The suspect told detectives she and a friend sat on a bench at the gas station for around three hours, and that her friend told her to steal the car. She said she had been involved in stealing a car from the same gas station on Monday, the newspaper reported. A police investigation and further charges are pending.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Annette re: IE8 Pop-up Dear Webby I just need to ask you one question, I keep getting this pop up that wants me to D/L Internet Explorer 8, should I D/L this? thank you for all your help, don't know what I would do without you at times!!! Sincerly, Annette. Dear Annette That is what the IE8 blocker in my tool box is for. IE8 is not malicious, but it would seriously slow down your computer. Since FireFox is better anyway, and does not slow you down, just use that for a browser. Have FUN! DearWebby
A woman who lives in Mississippi, was talking with her four year old son. He asked her why all their relatives in Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up. "They think we have an accent," she replied. "But they have an accent, right? They talk funny!" he stated. "Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain. "To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a-w-n out." His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?"
Daily tip from Keep Bugs Out Of Your Drink Outside Here's another great use for Press and Seal. When you take a drink outside, you risk getting bugs in it. So put a small piece of Press and Seal over your glass leaving a drink hole or poke a tiny hole in it and stick a straw through it. You will drink bug free. For a recyclable way to do the same thing, you can also use those little bowl covers that look like mini shower caps and poke a hole in those for a straw, then they can be washed over and over! I have used both and it works great. By Melmarr from MI I have used an insulated stainless steel travel mug with a sliding cover for the drinking hole for many years for that purpose. You can get plastic travel mugs at flea markets for under a dollar and they last for many years too. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

The company psychiatrist was interviewing Nancy. As she sat in the chair, the psychiatrist asked a series of questions to determine if she was emotionally suitable for the company. Things were not not going well for Nancy. The psychiatrist decided to try a new approach, to give Nancy one last chance. He asked, "if you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" Nancy quickly responded, "the living one."
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On still another diet, Sue had lost a few pounds and a lot of her usual sunny disposition. After making a snappish remark to her husband, she apologized and reminded him that he was supposed to stick by her through thick and thin. "I know," he said, dryly, "but thick was a lot easier."

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