No automatic page redirect
Saturday, May 15, 2010, 08:38 AM
Good Morning, !
It's Saturday, May 15, 2010
The fifth page of the Cactus Rally is up:
Fifth Day
"Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher
is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher."
--- Ty Cobb
"Do it big or stay in bed."
--- Larry Kelly
When you're down to nothing, God's up to something!
--- Anon
From Narissa
Dear Webby,
I know you remind us each Friday to wear a bit of red to show
our support for the troops. My youngest son is in the Navy,
and my oldest grand daughter is in Afghanistan with the Army,
but some Fridays I firget, -until I read the Humor Letter.
Because of my limited wardrobe, that sometimes leads to weird
combinations.
I noticed on the pictures from your trip, that not only you but
your father as well were wearing red on Fridays, even on your
vacation. That really teared me up. I don't think I will ever
forget Fridays from now on. Bless your hearts!
Narissa
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and
everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-
preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he
cackled.
"I have walked 5 miles in the open air day after day for
some 75 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he
managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years
ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge.
Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved
wrong would go outside and take a walk, for 5 miles."
Joe and his wife get along just great, except
that she's a "backseat driver" second to none.
After years of putting up with her pestering, he
finally decided he'd had enough and advised
her that he would no longer drive with her in
the car.
Later that day, on his way home from doing
some shopping at the mall, he heard his cell
phone ring as he was merging onto a freeway.
It was his wife calling.
By chance, she had entered the freeway right
behind him.
"Honey," she said, "your turn signal is still on.
And put on your lights; it's starting to rain."
White Tail Deer on "Devil's Backbone" south of Torrey, UT
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
goes to Matthew Creel in Santa Fee, Texas
Man arrested during traffic stop after pot found
wrapped in court papers
by khou.com staff
Posted on May 11, 2010 at 8:36 AM
SANTA FE, Texas – A man was facing charges Monday after police
said they found pot wrapped in a deferred adjudication order for
possession of marijuana in the suspect’s vehicle.
Around 11 p.m., a Santa Fe police officer pulled over Matthew Creel
in the 4200 block of FM 1764 for a defective headlight.
The officer arrested Creel after determining that the suspect was
driving on a suspended license.
When the officer searched Creel’s vehicle, he said he found a
small amount of marijuana concealed in a folded piece of paper.
Upon further investigation, the officer noticed that the paper
was actually an official court document – Creel’s deferred
adjudication order for a March 16 possession of marijuana
charge in Galveston County.
Creel was charged with possession -- again -- and booked
into the Santa Fe City Jail.
From the Tech Support Pits:
From: Ron
re: No automatic page redirect
Dear Webby
I watched your trip and google earth too, great for those of us
who cannot travel much. I need help with Firefox. I have been
using Firefox over a year now but all of a sudden I am getting
this pop down messege from the top. "Firefox prevented this page
from automatically redirecting to another page."
T
hen I must hit the allow button. This happens almost every time I
click on another place to go. What happened?
Thanks as always
Ron P
Dear Ron
That is actually due to a security setting.
You can change that in Tools, Options, Advanced.
If you don't want to be warned, when a site automatically
redirects you from a tame Bible-Study Entrance to a not so
tame Horny Mugwomp Dating site, then take the checkmark
of the third box there.
Try it for a few days. Depending on your surfing pattern,
you may want to put that checkmark back.
Or not. It's up to you.
Have FUN!
DearWebby
From a church bulletin:
"A new loudspeaker system has been installed in
the church. It was given by Bert, one of our loyal
members, in honor of his wife."
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A man is having a really bad day on the golf course. By
the 14th hole, he's missed one putt too many, and he
lets loose with a string of profanities, grabs his putter,
and storms off toward the lake by the 15th tee.
"Uh-oh," says his playing partner to the caddie, "There
goes that club."
"You think so?" asks the caddie.
"I've got five bucks saying he'll miss the water."
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on
the golf course and invites them to come to his church
some Sunday ...and not too many weeks thereafter, just
as services are starting, they show up.
Attendance was good in the small Methodist church,
and there wasn't a pew available; several church
members were already seated on folding chairs. When
the minister, just starting the service, saw the three
Baptist deacons enter, he leaned down from the pulpit
and stage-whispered to the nearest usher,
"Please get three chairs for my Baptist friends in the back."
The usher, hard of hearing, leaned closer and said,
"I beg your pardon?"
"Get three chairs for my Baptist friends," repeated the
minister, but the usher strained closer with a puzzled
look still on his face. Once more the minister tried,
speaking slowly and distinctly. "Three chairs. For the
Baptists," he enunciated.
The usher's face lit up in comprehension, and he turned
to face the congregation.
"All right, everybody," he called out to the assembled
worshippers. "Three cheers for the Baptists!"
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