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Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, May 15, 2010
The fifth page of the Cactus Rally is up:
Fifth Day


"Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher." --- Ty Cobb "Do it big or stay in bed." --- Larry Kelly When you're down to nothing, God's up to something! --- Anon
From Narissa Dear Webby, I know you remind us each Friday to wear a bit of red to show our support for the troops. My youngest son is in the Navy, and my oldest grand daughter is in Afghanistan with the Army, but some Fridays I firget, -until I read the Humor Letter. Because of my limited wardrobe, that sometimes leads to weird combinations. I noticed on the pictures from your trip, that not only you but your father as well were wearing red on Fridays, even on your vacation. That really teared me up. I don't think I will ever forget Fridays from now on. Bless your hearts! Narissa
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well- preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have walked 5 miles in the open air day after day for some 75 years now." The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime. "Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk, for 5 miles."
Joe and his wife get along just great, except that she's a "backseat driver" second to none. After years of putting up with her pestering, he finally decided he'd had enough and advised her that he would no longer drive with her in the car. Later that day, on his way home from doing some shopping at the mall, he heard his cell phone ring as he was merging onto a freeway. It was his wife calling. By chance, she had entered the freeway right behind him. "Honey," she said, "your turn signal is still on. And put on your lights; it's starting to rain."
White Tail Deer on "Devil's Backbone" south of Torrey, UT
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Matthew Creel in Santa Fee, Texas Man arrested during traffic stop after pot found wrapped in court papers by khou.com staff Posted on May 11, 2010 at 8:36 AM SANTA FE, Texas – A man was facing charges Monday after police said they found pot wrapped in a deferred adjudication order for possession of marijuana in the suspect’s vehicle. Around 11 p.m., a Santa Fe police officer pulled over Matthew Creel in the 4200 block of FM 1764 for a defective headlight. The officer arrested Creel after determining that the suspect was driving on a suspended license. When the officer searched Creel’s vehicle, he said he found a small amount of marijuana concealed in a folded piece of paper. Upon further investigation, the officer noticed that the paper was actually an official court document – Creel’s deferred adjudication order for a March 16 possession of marijuana charge in Galveston County. Creel was charged with possession -- again -- and booked into the Santa Fe City Jail.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ron re: No automatic page redirect Dear Webby I watched your trip and google earth too, great for those of us who cannot travel much. I need help with Firefox. I have been using Firefox over a year now but all of a sudden I am getting this pop down messege from the top. "Firefox prevented this page from automatically redirecting to another page." T hen I must hit the allow button. This happens almost every time I click on another place to go. What happened? Thanks as always Ron P Dear Ron That is actually due to a security setting. You can change that in Tools, Options, Advanced. If you don't want to be warned, when a site automatically redirects you from a tame Bible-Study Entrance to a not so tame Horny Mugwomp Dating site, then take the checkmark of the third box there. Try it for a few days. Depending on your surfing pattern, you may want to put that checkmark back. Or not. It's up to you. Have FUN! DearWebby
From a church bulletin: "A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by Bert, one of our loyal members, in honor of his wife."
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Carry Wipes in Your Pocketbook Just a quick tip for the ladies. When you are out and about make sure you carry flushable wipes in your pocketbook. You never know when you'll have to "go" and the restroom will have no toilet paper. It's a life saver! By Brocksmommy from SC http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

A man is having a really bad day on the golf course. By the 14th hole, he's missed one putt too many, and he lets loose with a string of profanities, grabs his putter, and storms off toward the lake by the 15th tee. "Uh-oh," says his playing partner to the caddie, "There goes that club." "You think so?" asks the caddie. "I've got five bucks saying he'll miss the water."
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A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday ...and not too many weeks thereafter, just as services are starting, they show up. Attendance was good in the small Methodist church, and there wasn't a pew available; several church members were already seated on folding chairs. When the minister, just starting the service, saw the three Baptist deacons enter, he leaned down from the pulpit and stage-whispered to the nearest usher, "Please get three chairs for my Baptist friends in the back." The usher, hard of hearing, leaned closer and said, "I beg your pardon?" "Get three chairs for my Baptist friends," repeated the minister, but the usher strained closer with a puzzled look still on his face. Once more the minister tried, speaking slowly and distinctly. "Three chairs. For the Baptists," he enunciated. The usher's face lit up in comprehension, and he turned to face the congregation. "All right, everybody," he called out to the assembled worshippers. "Three cheers for the Baptists!"

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