Where do downloaded files go? 

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Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale. "No," replied the gentleman, "my son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date." "So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor. "Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work, I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him."
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Walter re: Where do downloaded files go? Hi dear Webby, thank you so much for your daily dose of fun, info and tech tips. I am using Gmail and Firefox and when I get a file to download where does it go after it downloads. I can't find it. Please help. Regards, Walter Dear Walter In FireFox click on TOOLS, OPTIONS, GENERAL Put a checkmark just on "Show the Downloads window" Turn on "Save Files To" and specify a location. I always make a directory called ! on drive F: for downloads on all machines. The Exclamation mark always puts it at the top of the alphabet and easy to find. Because I am too lazy to search all over, to go after a download, I can just go to F:\! If you didn't partition your drives, you can make a folder like that in the C: drive. In FireFox, you can hit CTRL J and it will open the Download window. By right-clicking an item in there, you can select to open that item, or go to the folder where it is. Have FUN! DearWebby
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R." The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?" Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?" Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?" Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."
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A teenager was sitting in church, and when the collection plate was passed around, he quickly pulled a dollar bill from his pocket and dropped it in. Just then, the person behind him tapped him on his shoulder and handed him a $20 bill. The boy smiled, placed the $20 in the plate and passed it on, admiring that the man was being generous. Then the boy felt another tap from behind and heard a whisper: "Son," the man said, "that was your $20 bill that had fallen out of your pocket."
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