TV over the Internet 

Zoom the font size for best readability  
Good Morning,  !
It's Wednesday, May 19, 2010

To err is human-- and to blame it on a computer is even more so. --- Robert Orben The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. --- Lucille S. Harper
When Vickie's co-worker received a phone call from her daughter, she heard her exclaim joyfully, "Seven and a half pounds! I'm so proud!" After she had hung up, she asked, "Boy or girl?" "Neither," her colleague replied... "Diet."
A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she'd just received a message from her dead husband - asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes. "The only thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them." "Why not?" asked her friend. "Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I can't imagine he'd be in Hell." "Hm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring this up, but. . . did he mention anything about including matches in the package?"
Desert is not boring!
If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes!

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Carey C. Sterling, 43, transient in Missoula, Montana Scooter thief tries to steal police car The woman accused of stealing a meter-reader scooter and crashing it into a parked car on Tuesday was arrested again early Thursday, this time for apparently trying to steal a Missoula police car. A 43-year-old transient woman accused of stealing a Missoula parking enforcement scooter while the attendant was writing a ticket has been arrested again, this time for apparently trying to steal a police car. The woman was arrested Tuesday and charged with felony theft and drug possession after the three-wheeled scooter crashed into a parked car. She was released from jail Wednesday afternoon. But she was arrested again Thursday for allegedly trying to climb inside a Missoula police car while two officers responded to a traffic stop. Sterling now faces an additional charge of obstructing a police officer and was being held at the Missoula County jail. Sterling has a 2004 sexual battery charge out of California and is a registered sex offender. She is apparently a transient.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bob re: TV via Internet Good Evening Webby, Got a good one for you. Being on a fixed income it is becoming harder and harder to make ends meet. I called our local cable company and wanted to make changes on my TV service. Regardless of how I tried to work something out the charges were still to high. I decided to cancel my TV service but keep my phone and Internet cable service. I still want to watch TV and understand it can be done through my computer at a one time nominal cost. Can you make some suggestions as to what program would be the best and the most economical. Any help would be appreciated. Bob Daily Voter Dear Bob I know it can be done, but I have no experience with TV. Since I don't watch TV, I would not even know what would be important with such a program. Look for some forums on the "TV via Internet" topic and lurk for a while to get to know who on the forum knows their stuff and who is just an empty shirt flapping to make noise. Every forum has some of each. Unless you get your answer by just lurking, wait until some good people are on and then post your question. Have FUN! DearWebby
More than anything, my brother-in-law wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said my brother-in-law, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
Daily tip from Organize Your Shopping List By Aisle Next time you go to the grocery store, take a little extra time to write down the main items of each aisle, and area. When you get home, type it out in the order you shop in the store. Make copies of this and you can just check off or highlight the items you need each week. This will save time on making a list, and it will be easier to read. If you shop at several stores, make one for each store. By kmcb59 from Leavenworth, WA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?" The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?" The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
No sermon here and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups.
Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the confirmation request
. If you don't get it, then you, your mother or your ISP have Ophelia blocked
The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.

Master of Origami
ARCHIVE: If you missed previous issues, you can see them in the Humor Letter Blog at
If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes!
Well, , that's all for today. Have FUN ! Dear Webby from

[ view entry ] ( 152 views )   |  permalink  |  print article  |   ( 2.9 / 681 )

<<First <Back | 108 | 109 | 110 | 111 | 112 | 113 | 114 | 115 | 116 | 117 | Next> Last>>