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There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."
Did you hear about the Indian chief who traded in his forty year old wife for two twenty year olds? A couple of weeks later a fellow brave saw him back with his original forty-year old wife. He said, "What happened to your two twenty- year-olds?" The Chief replied, "Hmmph, not wired for 220!"

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Melanese Reid, 20, in Daytona Beach, Florida sent in by Helen Drive-Thru Taser Incident At Wendy's MAY 17--Angered that drive-thru workers at a Wendy's incorrect order, a Florida woman stormed the Daytona Beach restaurant this morning and tried to tase an employee with a stun gun. Melanese Reid, 20, reportedly became enraged after fast food workers failed to provide her with the requisite number of mustard and mayonnaise packets. After Reid and Katrina Bryant, 23, argued with drive-thru employee Jason Hill (and called him "bitch" and "faggot") Hill "told them that they were childish and to leave," according to a charging affidavit prepared by cops. Reid then attempted to slap Hill, but the worker was able to deflect her hand. At that point, witnesses told cops, Reid and Bryant exited their red PT Cruiser and entered the Wendy's. While inside, Reid, armed with a pink Cheetah brand stun gun, chased Hill "around the kitchen/employee area of the restaurant with the Taser turned on and making the 'electric' noises." For her part, Bryant "cheered [Reid] on" while continuing the previous argument using "profane and discriminatory language." After Hill escaped, the women fled when a Wendy's manager announced that she was calling police. Reid and Bryant were arrested early this afternoon and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a felony. The stun gun was recovered from one of the women's purses. While Reid denied ever going inside Wendy's, Bryant contradicted her pal's claim. Bryant told cops that after Hill released Reid's hand at the drive-thru window, Reid entered the restaurant and threatened the worker with the handheld stun gun. A picture of the bimbos, who considered an incorrect number of free mustard packages serious enough to go to jail for, is at the Smoking Gun
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bob re: Internet TV I watch TV on the Internet. is a good one. I also just go to the networks and I am able to watch from there also. Hope this helps that person out. Kathy -------- I can offer two answers to Bob's question about internet TV. If he can get, there are piles of different TV shows there. If he can't get it, give him my email and I'll send him a work-around. The other alternative is to go directly to the networks' websites. Quite a number of them have full episodes of different shows available on their websites. Take care, Donovan There are a lot of reviews if you look on Google You can also subscribe to various stations, so that they send you headlines by plain text emails with links to the mentioned content. That way you can watch just those news items, that you are interested in. You "pay" by having to sit through the commercials, just like on regular TV. Have FUN! DearWebby
The teenaged girl discovered she was pregnant. She moaned to a friend, "I knew we should have just gone to the movies." The friend asked, "Well... why didn't you?" "We couldn't." she replied. "The only good ones playing were all R-rated, and wouldn't allow us in."
Daily tip from Banana Peels for Roses For beautiful roses, I emulsify old bananas and peels in my blender with water. I pour this on the base of the rose bush. You will not believe how well this works. By Laurie from St. Charles, MO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

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