How to get rid of AntySpyware Soft 

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Courage is being scared to death… and saddling up anyway. --- John Wayne A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. --- Burt Bacharach do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow." --- Laurence Peter
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. She posed this question to her students: "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?"
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he promisied to do!" His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?" The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!"

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 29 year old dope in WENATCHEE, Wash. Man in room 119 arrested after mistaken 911 call WENATCHEE, Wash. (AP) - A wrong number led police to make a drug bust at a motel in Wenatchee. The Wenatchee World reported a man staying at one room attempted to call someone staying in Room 119 - but dialed 911 instead. Officers arrived Wednesday to see if there was a problem and discovered there was an arrest warrant for the man in Room 119. They arrested the 29-year-old man and seized heroin and other drugs.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Cookie RE: Anti spyware soft Dear Webby my friend has been invaded with 'Anti spyware soft', any safe sites to go to for removal??? Cookie Dear Cookie Tell your friend, who installed Anti Spyware Soft, to try these: ... pywareSoft ... i-spyware/ Have FUN! DearWebby
A man took his wife, who had no interest in football, to the opening game at the local university. The home team was battered all over the field by the more dominant opponents. At one point, the referee blew his whistle; the call was unnecessary roughness. "You mean to tell me," the woman said to her husband, "That all that roughness up until now has been NECESSARY?"
Daily tip from Freeze Foods Before Grating I used to hate cleaning the grater when I was little. Well, before grating anything, make sure the food is hard or frozen. This will help keep the food from clogging the grater. Frozen ginger will grate into fine powder without all the stringy fibers sticking to holes. You don't have to peel it either. Just wash the whole thing before freezing. Frozen cheese can be frozen and crumbled on a grater easier than the soft kind. I would buy a block instead of the cubed or grated kind. Frozen cubes are just better processed in the food processor. Just add them sparingly before dumping the whole bag into the machine. Frozen meat can be grated if allowed to defrost a little. The fat will grate easier than the red part. And that is what you want to grate first anyway. If you don't, it will clog up the holes worse than the meat will. By Middlekid from Science Hill Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

This guy was walking along the beach one day and ran across a lamp (what a surprise). He picked it up a rubbed it and a genie popped out (ohh, another big surprise). The genie told him he would grant the man three wishes. "First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars." POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance. "Second," he continued, "I'd like a new Mercedes." POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him. "Third," the guy smirked, "I'd like to be irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
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In a physics lab, which involved light, electricity and magnetism, one requirement of the course was to read the week's experiment before coming to class. At one lab session the instructor wanted to see how many people had actually done so. "What are the two types of light?" he asked. The lab fell quiet until one wise guy raised his hand and said, "Uhhh, Miller and Budweiser?"

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