Editing the Auto-Fill 

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It's Friday, May 28, 2010
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. --- Edison A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as yours. --- Socratex
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." And why not, darling?" "You know that you always have a headache next morning after wearing that suit!"
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that YOU won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the young guy replied. The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, "Alright. Get in."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a very drunk wife in Chaska, Minnesota Sent in by Ramona Drunk Wife Drives To Jail For Drunk Husband May 26, 2010 5:43 pm US/Central Cops: Drunk Wife Drives To Jail For Drunk Husband CHASKA, Minn. (WCCO) The Chaska Police Department said an intoxicated woman was arrested after driving to pick up her husband from jail, who had also been arrested for driving while intoxicated. Police say after the man was arrested and brought to Carver County Jail, his wife called dispatch asking what was happening to her husband. The operator told her he was being charged with fourth-degree DWI, had been booked in jail but could be released to a sober party. The wife told the dispatcher that she was too drunk to drive and that she would either take a cab or have a friend drive her to the jail. A few hours later, the wife called dispatch again and said she was driving in Chaska and needed directions to the jail. The dispatcher said she sounded more intoxicated than the previous call. The wife was given directions and the dispatcher notified police of her location. An officer quickly found the wife driving in the wrong lane of traffic on Fourth Street and onto Beech Street. The officer pulled her over and placed her under arrest, after she failed field sobriety evaluations. During a breathalyzer test, the wife blew a .300 BAC. She was taken to jail, where she requested to be placed in the same cell as her husband, so they could be together. The request was denied and she was placed in a detox facility.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sharon RE: Weeding out th Auto-Fill Dear Webby, Here I am again with nuisance question for you. When I go to some sites when it ask for the receiver I begin to type in the address & a drop down box comes up various addresses. I can click on it & not have to fill it all in. I like this except there are some older or wrong addresses in there & some I don't use anymore. Is there a way to clear this auto fill so I can start over again. I think you told us at some point how to do it but I don't remember. Thanks so much for taking the time to share your humor, pics & tips with us. I really do appreciate you. Have a purrfect day, Sharon Dear Sharon Just hover the mouse over a bad address, and hit the Delete key. You can weed out the auto-fill very quickly that way. No need to dump all of it. Have FUN! DearWebby
The doorbell rang and the little girl ran to open the door. In the doorway stood a man with a clipboard. He explained that he was from the Census Bureau and wanted to know how many were in the family. Walking to the door, drying her hands on her apron, the mother said, "Let's see. There's me and my husband, and my children: Tracy, Katherine, Amanda, Edward, Alfred, Martin . . ." The census taker interrupted, saying, "I'm not interested in the names, ma'am. The numbers will be enough." The little girl said, "We don't use numbers yet. So far we haven't run out of names yet!"
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab the gorilla's groin and not let go. The gorilla will then be sidetracked enough for me to put a rope on him and winch him into the cage in the back of the van." So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun, and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park --the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonalds they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a theater to see Star Wars--more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."

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