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It's Sunday, May 30, 2010

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. --- Mark Twain For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. --- Bob Wells "A man paints with his brains and not with his hands." --- Michelangelo
Found this in the archive: Thanks to the Folks from Erie for this one: WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on.
A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all the new technology. A technician followed her onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate to be hooked up to that thing," she said. "So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning machine."
Sorry, Ma'am!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Makele G. Habtom, 29 in Fairfax, Virginia Sent in by Jacqueline Va. bank robber stuck around in parking lot after robbery Published May 29, 2010| Associated Press ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) Police in Virginia say a man who robbed a bank in Fairfax County was still standing around in the parking lot with his loot when officers arrived. The Washington Post reported that twenty-nine-year-old Makele G. Habtom was arrested and charged with robbery on Thursday. Habtom allegedly walked into a BB&T bank branch bank, demanded money, and walked out with an undisclosed sum. Police arrived three minutes later and found the unarmed suspect in the parking lot. They could not explain why the man stuck around.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: David RE: Monitor for laptop Dear Webby, Like you, I can't find a laptop with a proper screen, just the sawed off stuff. What is involved in order to use a regular old CRT monitor with a laptop? David Dear David You simply plug the CRT monitor into the back of the laptop, and of course also to an electrical outlet. Then rightclick on the desktop, Properties, Settings. In there you can select the monitor and increase the resolution. You do exactly the same if you use an LD monitor. Due to high demand, 1600 x 1200 LCD monitors have increased in price, since I last wrote about them, but with some googling you can still find a few for under $200. Have FUN! DearWebby
Joe was hospitalized for a few days, and his wife reported that his dog really missed him. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an example of true love," he replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?" "Honey," his wife answered, as she grabbed the rolling pin, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."
Daily tip from Shampoo for Ring Around the Collar Got ring around the collar? I've found that since the stain is basically caused by the same body oils that make our hair greasy, why not use shampoo to clean that greasy stain on our collars? I keep a cheap brand of shampoo over my washer, and pre-treat the collar ring with it. It does a great job! Small sample bottles or ones that have accumulated from many hotel visits are also a good source for the shampoo. By Sandy from Elon, NC Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another male chauvinist pig trying to keep suppressing the independence of a woman by implying she is obligated to be grateful for a lousy seat", and she pushes him back onto the seat. A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.Finally, the man says, "Lady, you'll have to go molest somebody else now. I'm two miles past my stop already and got to get off the bus."
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A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up. The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?" The husband says, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing." The wife says, "Six and a half weeks."

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