Not defending Windows 7 any longer 

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It's Saturday, June 12, 2010

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. --- Dan Quayle Remember that, as a teenager, you are in the last stage of your life in which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. --- Fran Lebowitz "If you have to write your ethical rules down, it's already too late" --- Tom Clancy as Jack Ryan
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted. "My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"
On some air bases, the military is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day, on just such a field, the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If you are a commercial airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If you are an Air Force aircraft, it is 1500 hours. If you are a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If you are an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If you are a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon. If you are in the National Guard, it's still a couple of hours until Happy Hour."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Vaughn Ray Jones Jr., 28, in Oklahoma City Man Arrested After Putting Pot in Courthouse Security Tray OKLAHOMA CITY -- A man was arrested after placing pot in the security tray at a courthouse checkpoint. Cleveland County Deputies Steve Lucas and Jacob Wheeler said when Vaughn Ray Jones Jr. first went through the courthouse security checkpoint on Tuesday he put his belongings in a tray, including a bag of marijuana. When the deputies tried to arrest the 28-year-old, he ran off and got away. But on Wednesday, Jones returned at almost the same time to the checkpoint. This time Jones was wearing a hat in an apparent attempt at disguise. Deputies handcuffed Jones and took him into custody. Jones has several felony convictions in his past.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Dinah RE: Not defending Windows 7 any longer Dear Webby Remember I bitched that you shouldn't be complaining about Windows7 and just get used to it? I want to take that back and apologize. I managed to sell my computer to my Mother In Law, for three times the amount, that it cost me to order the one, that you recommended to Bonnie. Now I don't have to defend W7 any longer. By the way, do you get a commission from Dell? You should! Thanks! Dinah Dear Dinah Good for you! No, I don't get a commission from Dell, or anything, that I don't have to pay for exactly the same as you do. Have FUN! DearWebby
Church bulletin board bloopers: This afternoon there will be meetings in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
Daily tip from Set Up a Kid Friendly Guest Room We rarely have overnight guests so I don't keep a guest room set up. But we have an 11 year old coming for the weekend soon with her grandfather. They will be staying in a hotel but the weatherman says it'll be raining and storming all weekend so she won't be able to go outside and play with my dogs like I had planned for her. Being 11, she won't be wanting to spend all her time with the grownups! So I set up a room for her. I broke down my craft room (took me all of 15 minutes to move my stuff into the other room) and took 2 single size air mattresses and stacked them on top of each other after blowing them up. I put a couple of pillows on it, and it's just like a couch in there now. I also went through our DVD collection and pulled out all the ones that are appropriate for her age and put them in there, along with a lot of different CD's and a portable CD player. I set up a TV and DVD player too. Now she'll have someplace that her and the dogs can go and get away from the adults and she can watch whatever movies or programs she wants or listen to whatever CD's she wants. And she can be comfortable too. Cricketnc from Parkton, NC Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me." "My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away." "I know, but a letter marked "Private, for George only" came for you this morning." He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?" "In the PS," she answered. "It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George.' "

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