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It's Friday, June 25, 2010
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company." --- Scott Adams Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. --- Cyril Connolly
A man's best friend dies, so he calls the nearest flower shop to order a wreath of flowers to be displayed at the wake. "Put an extra-wide ribbon on it," he tells the clerk. "Print 'Rest in Peace' on both sides and, if there is room, 'We Shall Meet in Heaven.'" The clerk assures him that his order will be carried out and the wreath promptly delivered to the funeral home. Sure enough, the wreath arrives and is set up next to the casket. But the mourners are stunned when they see it. On the extra-wide ribbon is the inscription, "Rest in peace on both sides, and, if there is room, we shall meet in Heaven."
A man who has been very sick is visiting his doctor to get the results of a battery of tests. "What are my chances of recovering, Doc?" he asks. "One hundred percent," the doctor assures him. "That's a relief," the patient says. "But how can you be so sure?" "Well," the doctor says, "statistics show that nine out of every 10 patients with your disease will die. Yours is the 10th case I've treated. The others have all died. So you are bound to get well."
Thanks to Janina for this picture of her Passion Flower Large
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to U.S. District Judge Jean Hamilton Restraining order against Sheriff ST. LOUIS A federal judge issued a temporary restraining order Thursday, June 24. 2010 against St. Francois County Sheriff Dan Bullock and other local law enforcement from enforcing Missouri statutes and stopping a planned protest at the funeral of Corporal Michael C. Bailey. The restraining order was filed in U.S. Eastern District Court by the ACLU on behalf of the Westboro Baptist Church Perverts. U.S. District Judge Jean Hamilton sided with the perverts and issued the restraining order after a hearing Thursday morning. During previous local military funerals Bullock and local law enforcement kept the protesters at bay by threatening arrests and prosecution, citing Missouri Revised Statute 578.095 which prohibits the desecration of the U.S. flag and Missouri State flag. Bullock also referenced Missouri State Statue 578.501 which prohibits the disruption of funerals. The ACLU filed a lawsuit against the statute that challenges whether or not it is constitutional. NOT recognizing the worldwide fact, that a law is valid until overturned, Judge Jean Hamilton earned an International Bonehead Award by restraining the Sheriff from enforcing existing laws, just because the perverts and the ACLU don't like the existing laws. If the anybody else used the same kind of perverted logic, they could object to laws that forbid stuffing the perverts and their judge into a dumpster, and get away with doing it. There are plenty of precedents, where people objected to for example laws about Marijuana, and were sentenced according to existing laws, no matter who objected to them. Bullock said he is looking at enforcing a federal law that prohibits the disruption of a funeral of a member or former member of the Armed Forces. He said that law does not have as many restrictions as the state law in question. I checked with the Patriot Guard Riders. The family of Cpl Michael Bailey have asked the Patriot Guard Riders to attend the services for Cpl. Michael Chad Bailey Michael Chad Bailey is definitely on their list, even tough there are an awful lot of hero's funerals scheduled for today. Even if the law can't stand up for a fallen hero, the bikers will!
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sharon RE: Reply with just a selection Dear Webby, When I reply back to you it's usually with a comment or question. I tried to delete the your original letter leaving just my comments but some things just wouldn't delete or it was a real chore to do it. So that's why when you get something from me it's usually my comments plus your original letter. I'm just trying not to clutter up your box. I tried to hilite the original letter then delete but most doesn't delete. It isn't a nuisance for me just a nusiance for you. Sorry. Have a purrfect day, Sharon Dear Sharon No, do not try to delete. Highlight the text, that you want to be quoted then hit REPLY. Only the selection will show in the reply letter. Have FUN! DearWebby
A bunch of guys decided one morning that they would go deer hunting. So they all piled into the station wagon with their guns and took off down the road looking for a place to go hunting. After driving awhile they came across an old farm house with a large spread of woods behind it. One of the guys went to the door and asked the farmer if they could hunt in his woods. When asked, the farmer said "yes, sure, but would you do me a favor? The ol' cow in the barn yard is on her last legs and I know she is sufferin', would you kindly put her down for me, I don' have the heart to." As the hunter walked back to the station wagon, he decided to play a prank on his fellow hunters. So when he got back to the station wagon he pulled out his rifle and shouted "..I'll teach that old coot for not letting us hunt on his property!" and shot the old cow. After he fired the shot, he heard another shot and one of the other hunters proclaim, "Yea, we'll show him... I got the tractor!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Key Locks Differently I used to want to have all of my door locks to be keyed the same. However I have recently realized, that there are times when I'd like to be able to allow someone into my house, when I am away on vacation for example, or to check on my pets. If you have a doorknob lock keyed differently than the deadbolt lock, you can leave just one of them locked to allow someone with only that key to enter, and they won't be able to enter at other times. By Lynn from Albany, NY http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said, as of the time they did the test, you have only 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you to tell you about that since last February.
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A boy was smoking and blowing smoke rings into the air. A girl standing next to him got irritated with the smoke and said to the boy: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarette package, smoking may be bad for your health" ? The boy replied: "I am a software engineer. we don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors"

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