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It's Wednesday, July 21, 2010

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. --- Douglas Adams
Let's start with a Classic: A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?" "Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really simple." The Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?" Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?" "Well," said Mary, "this morning I farted when I bent over to feed the cat, and shot the canary."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Lori Turner in Spartanburg, SC Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants Spartanburg deputies handled an unusual complaint on Sunday when McDonald’s employees said a woman caused a commotion after she bought a sandwich and shoved it down her pants saying her order had been shorted. The woman, later identified as Lori Turner, bought two sandwiches and two small coffees, employees said. They said the woman then took one of the sandwiches and put it down the front her jeans, and said that the employees owed her a free one. Lori Turner Employees said when Turner became belligerent, they called 911. The responding deputy said he could hear Turner screaming obscenities at the cashier when he went into the McDonald’s. The deputy asked Turner to step outside, and said he could see a large grease stain on the front of her pants. He said that Turner denied having the sandwich until a female officer arrived to search her. The deputy said at that point, Turner pulled the sandwich out of her pants and put it on the hood of the police car. The deputy said Turner continued to shout profanities and smelled of alcohol. She was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. The McDonald’s refunded Turner’s money and had her put on a trespassing order.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Aletta RE: Mail not from me Dear Webby Previous email NOT from me. Do not open links. I'm sorry. It appears that my account was hacked. Aletta Dear Aletta I doubt anybody got a fake email from you. Most likely you just received spam with your address forged in as the sender. It is quite common for spammers to fake your address into the FROM slot, by putting !--@recipient-- into it, and if you don't have MailWasher, it will look to you, as if you had sent it while you were sleepwalking, or as if your machine had been hacked and used for spamming. All your contacts probably got the same spam with THEIR address forged in as sender. If you are concerned about that, get MailWasher. If not, don't worry about it. With MailWasher it is easy enough to make a filter, that dumps mail like that unseen, right on the server. Because I have used the same, unchanged addresses for so many years, I naturally get a lot of spam. Currently about 12% of it is of that type, but I never see it. I only know because of the pretty pie chart in the MailWasher stats. Have FUN! DearWebby
"Welcome to heaven, here's your harp and your tuning key." "Welcome to hell, here's your harp." --------------------- Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A: Lawnmowers can be tuned.
Daily tip from Use White Wine to Clean Red Wine From Clothing About 35 yrs ago when I was in my 20's and going out dancing a lot, I was a red wine drinker. I sometimes ended up spilling more wine than I drank. A friend of mine told me how to get red wine out of my white sweater coat. And it worked! I put the sweater in the sink (with the plug in), and poured some of a gallon of cheap white wine on it. You can see the red wine disappearing instantly. It's like magic! Just keep a jug of that cheap white wine on hand. I still use this method after all these years later. By Candace from Scottsdale, AZ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse, put the green mud-pack on her face, the teeth-whitening cartridge in her mouth and proceeded to wash her hair and stick curlers into it. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel over her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard , her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that monfter ?" ------------------- If you put "Ms Hortensia Penelope Widdlecrock-McIntire" into the FIRST NAME or NICKNAME slot, when you signed up, then that joke sounds rather silly. If you are ready to update your first or nickname, hit reply and tell me!
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A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She thought the bait was Sushi and ate it all."

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