Why not Auto-Renew Anti-Virus programs? 

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Eilish De Avalon, 40, in Geelong, Australia Your laws don't apply to me! A SELF-PROCLAIMED witch in Geelong, Tasmania told a traffic cop she was not subject to earthly laws as she was "a being from another world". "Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them, I'm sorry, I must go, thank you," Eilish De Avalon said, driving off with the officer's arm caught in her driver's side door. The alien defence was played out in Geelong Magistrates' Court yesterday when De Avalon, who had also told police she "had a universal name that is not recognised here", pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious injury, dangerous driving and driving while suspended, using a mobile phone while driving and failing to stop on police request on February 23. "De Avalon was a suspended driver and that is why she took off," Leading Senior Constable Geoff Lamb said. The court heard that the policeman had feared for his life when De Avalon drove off with his right arm pinned in her car window. Senior Constable Geoff Lamb said De Avalon ignored repeated calls to stop and instead accelerated, reaching up to 60km/h as she dragged Leading Senior Constable Andrew Logan 190m along busy Moorabool St. De Avalon had only stopped after being forced to slow in traffic and the officer grabbed the keys from her ignition. De Avalon, 40, a marriage celebrant, of Victory Way, Highton, had initially been stopped after she was seen using a mobile phone while driving about 10.40am.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Marnie Re: Auto-renew McAfee or not? Dear Webby, At my last job they were quite fanatic and insistent about turning OFF the Auto-Renew for McAfee, but I forgot the reason why, or if I have ever been told the reason. What is the point of that? Marnie Dear Marnie yes, most definitely turn the Auto-Renew OFF. They nag and pester you to renew anyway, when the time comes. If you don't turn the Auto-Renew off, they keep automatically renewing THAT subscription for years, long after that computer has been turned into a geranium box. If new machines come with a trial version pre-installed, you don't usually bother to figure out how to transfer the license from the old one. Eventually you wind up with automatically renewed licenses for a whole bunch of geranium planters and garage decorations. It is a bit tricky, but unused licenses CAN be transferred, however, you don't get a refund if you retire a computer, that just has had it's license auto-renewed. So it is best to turn the Auto-Renew off and just renew manually when it is actually due for renewal. Have FUN! DearWebby
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At the company water cooler, the office braggart was boring his fellow workers as usual. His topic of the day was about his children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another working in southern Italy. Then he told everyone that his daughter was working on a year's research project in India. "What is it about you," a co-worker finally asked, "that makes your kids want to get THAT far away from you ?"
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A new convert to Catholicism decided to go to confession to deal with his transgression. In the confessional, he told the priest that he had sinned. "What was your sin, my son?" asked the priest. "I stole some lumber, Father," replied the man. "How much lumber did you steal?" asked the priest. "Father, I built my German Shepherd dog a nice new doghouse." The priest replied, "Well, that's not so bad." The man continued, "Father, I also built myself a 4- car garage." "Well, now, that's a little more serious." "Father, there's more. In addition to the doghouse, the 4-car garage, I also built a 5 bedroom, 4 bath house!" With a pause, the priest finally spoke. "That is a little more serious. I'm afraid you'll have to make a novena." "Father, I'm not sure what a novena is, but if you've got the blueprints, I've got the lumber!" (a novena is a rather lengthy set of prayers)

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