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The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to make a sailor blush. --- Socratex
Max dies and leaves Sadie with a total of $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that she has no money left. The friend says, "How can that be? You told me you still had $20,000 left just after Max died. How could you be broke?" The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $5,000. And of course, I made a donation to the temple, so that was another $5,000. The rest went for the memorial stone." The friend says, "$10,000 for the memorial stone? Vayismere! How big is it?" "Three carats."
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Gina was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where her husband was stationed in the military. As she checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked her some standard security questions. "Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked. Gina told him that her mother-in-law had given her a parcel to take to her son. He looked at Gina very carefully and very slowly and deliberately asked: "Does she like you?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Anthony Lee, 49, from North Yorkshire, England Tried to sell the Ritz An out-of-work truck driver has been jailed for five years for trying to sell London's exclusive Ritz Hotel for 250 million. Anthony Lee had persuaded a financier and a property dealer that he was an associate of the Barclay brothers, the hotel's owners, reports the BBC. In what the judge called 'an elaborate and outrageous scam', Lee intimated that the brothers had secret reasons for selling their hotel and wanted to do it through a third party. The two interested buyers handed over a deposit of 1m, but when the sale failed to go through, it was never returned. By the way, Sandy from near the town of Geelong, featured in yesterday's Bonehead Award, told me that Geelong is in Victoria, not Tasmania. Sorry about that!
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Cleta Re: Hotmail Limits WEBBY, I HAVE A MSN ADDRESS BUT ALL OF MY E-MAILS GO THRU HOTMAIL. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW HOTMAIL CAN TELL ME THAT I HAVE SENT ENOUGH E-MAILS FOR TODAY. THAT I CAN'T SEND ANYMORE FOR 24 HOURS, UNLESS I PAY THEM 19.99. THEN I CAN SEND 300 OF THEM IF I WANTED TO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH WEBBY. CLETA Dear Cleta I have no idea what kind of games they play in that sandbox, and I have NEVER in my life paid for emails. Considering that you can get Earthlink high speed DSL for $14.95 a month, and nobody giving a hoot about how many emails you send, it would be rather silly to wait with graduating from the sandbox. Earthlink is just an example off the top of my head. They are at http://www.earthlink.net/access/ check if they are available in your neck of the woods. If you shop around, you might find even better deals. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of a child's temper tantrum at the supermarket last 20 times as long as the two hours of her nap time.
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Reusing Paper Towels If you don't have a salad spinner and use paper towels to dry lettuce, reuse the paper towels! Just drape them over a drying rack. They dry very quickly. Then fold them up and store with your kitchen linens until the next salad. You can also dry lettuce in clean dish towels and avoid using paper towels at all! By Stephanie from Anchorage, AK http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity. COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone. Some people make things happen, some watch things happen, some wonder what the heck happened.
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Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas and bought a donkey for $100 from an old farmer. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news... the donkey died last night." "Sacri-Bleu" said Boudreaux, "den gimme my money back." "I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already." "OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey." "What are you gonna do with him?" "Hi ham gon-to raffle him off." "You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!" "Well dats where you wrong.! You wait you an' you learn how smart we Cajuns are!" A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" "Hi raffled dat donkey off. Hi sold 1000 tickets at two dollar apiece and made too towsend buck. Dat was enough for a old JonDeere with a bucket, an hi use dat to bury your dead donkey." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Jus dat guy who won. So Hi give him his two dollar back. You got any more donkey?"

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