Cleaning a digital camera 

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Boris Simonov in Moscow, Russia Threw money into the wind A Russian official suspected of accepting bribes threw more than $313,000 out of his car window during a police chase in Moscow. Fisheries Agency official Boris Simonov frantically flung 10 million roubles into the wind after he crashed his Cadillac, local media reported. The state-run First Channel television showed scores of large-denomination rouble notes being collected by police beside a thoroughfare in south-central Moscow. The TV program showed two suspects handcuffed and lying on the road beside the smashed-up Cadillac. The crash happened as they were being chased by Federal Security Service agents on a busy Moscow highway. Mr Simonov and his boss, Roman Postnikov, are accused of having taken bribes from businessmen involved in selling fishing permits at reservoirs on the outskirts of Moscow. The arrested officials worked for the Federal Fisheries Agency and it is alleged the businessmen used bribes to obtain an illegally back-dated contract. Both fishery officials will be jailed for two months pending further investigation, the committee said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Patricia Re: Cleaning a digital camera Dear Webby, You have so many helpful hints, how about one for cleaning my digital camera casing? It has quite a few years of grime, sticky hands belonging to grandkids and myself, smog, etc. I've wiped it with a wet cloth but it seems to be stickier. having lots of fun, Patricia Dear Patricia A soft cloth well dampened with Windex or a Citrus based household cleaner works well, even on the lens. Well washed torn up old t-shirts make great camera rags. Have FUN! DearWebby
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