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We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson Wise men put their trust in ideas and not in circumstances. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. --- Naguib, Mahfouz One ship sails east, another west, By the self same winds that blow. It isn't the gales, it's the set of the sails, That determines the way we go. --- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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An Easterner was riding with a rancher over a blistering and almost barren stretch of West Texas, when a strange bird scurried in front of them. Asked by the Easterner what the bird was, the rancher replied, "That's a bird of paradise." The stranger from the East rode on in silence for a moment, then said, "Long way from home, isn't it??" ...and the fight was on....
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." "My William used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit." "How?" "I hid his teeth." "Serves him right for hiding YOUR teeth so that you couldn't go to the mall."
In California's Sonoma Valley, where vineyards cater to wine snobbery, a woman phoned the classified ad department of a newspaper. She offered for sale what sounded like "well-aged Caumeneur." The ad-taker was unfamiliar with that particular wine, but was used to the infusion of French words into the local vocabulary. "Could you please spell that?" she asked. "You know," said the woman impatiently, "C-o-w M-a-n-u-r-e".
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Thanks to Chuck for this picture: Click on the picture for the Large Version Hiho Webby-O! I just returned from a wonderful vacation in the 1000 Islands. One picture I took of a sunset I said I was taking just for you! Here it is attached. Maybe you'd like to use it. I took many more and some were better focused and some had fantastic colors, but I picked this one for ya. I love the newsletter. Hope to run into you some day. Chuck
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Zaneta Amoretta Hamm, 42, in Augusta, GA Facebook sex talks lead to woman's arrest An Augusta woman was arrested Sunday for allegedly having sexual conversations under multiple aliases with teenagers on Facebook and MySpace, the Augusta Chronicle reports. An argument between the suspect, Zaneta Amoretta Hamm, and her husband, Tony Hamm, brought Richmond County deputies to their home in the 3500 block of Tullocks Hill Drive, according to a Richmond County sheriff's report. Hamm said he found text messages and the social networking accounts that he said his wife was using to talk with young girls. The husband of Zaneta Amoretta Hamm, 42, said he discovered the encounters with the teenagers after finding several text messages and multiple social networking accounts Hamm was using to speak with female teenagers, the paper stated. Hamm told officials her social networking began as an attempt to get her husband’s daughter to open up to her. Charges are pending in the investigation, the paper stated.
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One Sunday during the morning church service our pastor was preaching away and his sermon came to a high point and he asked the question: "What is your problem?" Just as he asked the question a little boy was in the isle, he had started toward the bathroom. Thinking that the preacher was talking to him, the little guy just stopped, looked up at him, and said, "I gotta pee." To say the least the laughter took over and the sermon was never the same after that!
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Preventing Fruit Flies The best way to avoid fruit fly problem is to water wash all produce, especially bananas, as soon as possible. I put the wet produce on a kitchen towel or paper towel, blot it a bit, and let it sit out until its dries thoroughly. If I have a lot of produce, I use a large tray lined with a towel. Fruit flies lay eggs on produce. The eggs hatch when the fruit and vegetables sits out on the counter. We usually have the problem when I forget to wash any produce or wait a day or two. Use cider vinegar to trap fruit flies. I put some of the vinegar in a wide shallow bowl with a drop or two of liquid dish detergent for hand washing dishes. I don't cover it. You can smell the vinegar but we put up with it for a few days. At night, I put the bowl near the night light in the kitchen. This usually clears up the problem in a few days. Don't forget to keep any produce out of the kitchen until the problem clears up. Source: My future son-in-law. By Mkymlp from PA http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

Trina is very attentive when she goes out on a date. Lately, at a movie she was overheard to say: Trina: "Can you see, dear ? Date: "Yes" Trina: "Is your seat comfortable ?" Date: "Yes" Trina: "Is there a draft on you ?" Date: "No" Trina: "Good ! Let's change seats."
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Petra had forgotten to get her estrogen patch prescription refilled, and soon the symptoms of menopause--hot flashes, forgetfulness, irritability, short temper, bossiness, aches and pains, etc., etc. returned. Eventually she wound up at the drugstore and was telling the pharmacist all about her problems. After listening patiently, he asked, "So, how many people asked you to get this refilled?"

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