Faked sender spam 

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It's Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Teacher: , use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a sentence. : The rabbit ran across the field, and defeat went over defence before detail.
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A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married ?" "Yes, sir, once" said the witness in a low voice. "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman ! Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man ?" The witness replied meekly, "I don't know about yours, but I know my mother did." -------------- That joke doesn't apply to California any more, where, to the sheer delight of divorce lawyers, same sex marriage, forbidden by popular vote, has been ruled to be legal by a federal judge, who does not give a hoot about what the majority demanded.
From Dwayne, the Work At Home Coach Free for a very limited time. If you snooze and loose, don't cry on me.
Here's the deal, TODAY I'm giving away something, that makes me $136,808 per month....I don't know if it will make you $136,808 per month, but it makes ME that much, and you would be CRAZY to not let me give it to you...and yes, it's legal :)
I can give it to you today here

Are you even a little bit curious to know what it is, that I want to give you?
Thank you so much for your time!

A number of new Air-Force recruits were being taken on their first training flight. The plane had just leveled out after taking off when one of the engines seized up, and another began smoking badly. Adjusting his parachute, the instructor strove for nonchalance as he made his way to the hatch door. "Now I want you men to keep perfectly calm," he said, "while I go for help."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Kendl Murphy, 43, in Wethersfield, CT Cocain found in bank deposit Wethersfield police said the envelope Kendl Murphy, 43, used to make her deposit at the drive-up window of Rockville Bank at about 4 p.m. Thursday was found to contain a small bag of white powder, leading tellers to call police while the deposit was being processed, The Hartford (Conn.) Courant reported Friday. Police Sgt. Scott Custer said a field test on the bag showed positive results for cocaine. He said Murphy admitted the cocaine was hers and told officers "something to the effect that it was left over from the weekend and she didn't realize she left it in that envelope." Murphy, who police said was not under the influence of any substances at the time of the incident, was charged with possession of narcotics and released without bail.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sharon Re: Fake sender spam Dear Webby; I love the dog pic today. He is cute. Thanks for sending. I am wondering about some mail trouble. I am getting messages about mail that doesn't get delivered to the receiver (undeliverable etc.) 1st of all I did not try sending anything to that contact because it is not someone I do know, nor is in my address book. Also it is usually mail I never sent, saw nor read (junk or inbox mail). Sometimes this same mail (not read) goes to other contacts that are in my address book. The mail is usually an ad for odd sites such as for meds etc . I use Superantispyware & Avast & run them at least once a week sometimes more. I know your mailwasher caught a few of them. Any tips on why this is happening & what I can do about it? I'm not sure if it's happening in Hotmail or Gmail. I sure appreciate your tips. Thanks so much. Sharon Dear Sharon That kind of spam is called "Fake Bounce". They forge your address in as the sender, and send it to a guaranteed nonexistent address or full mailbox, so that it bounces back to you. If you are a Hotmail or MSN user, they even forge in your name, AND they CC it to addresses from your address book. If you display the header in MailWasher, you can see that it was sent from a Hotmail or MSN address, but with a different IP number from yours. That has been going on for years. The way to block that type of spam is to make a filter in MailWasher that dumps any mail pretending to come from you. If you are in the habit of sending mail to yourself, add an extra qualification to the filter, for example your IP number, if you have a fixed one. Or put a special mark like a ] at the begin of the subject line, whenever you send a mail to yourself, and then use that as a qualification. If the FROM CONTAINS (your address) AND the SUBJECT DOES NOT CONTAIN ] THEN dump it, automatically, on the server, unseen. Once you have made that filter, you will never see that type of spam again. Have FUN! DearWebby
Joe: I see you've lost weight since you started your new job. Did your boss put you on a diet?" Amy: No, she put me on commission.
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off. Writen in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse, whom you gave a ticket to last week."
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The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."

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Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings." "I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist. "You should try some Tums and eat properly!"

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