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It's Thursday, August 19, 2010

The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." --- Mark Twain "It is better to give than receive...especially advice." -- Mark Twain
You can compress the diameter of a rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car. Tempting as it may be to "just-do-it", it IS considered good manners to tell your mother-in-law to get out of her sleeping bag before that procedure.
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There is this American tourist on a trip around Ireland. When the tour arrives at Belfast he decides to go for a stroll with the aim of taking in this new culture. After he's been walking for a while someone rushes up behind him and sticks a gun in his back. The person says to the tourist, "What are you, Catholic or Protestant?" The American thinks to himself "Great -- if I say I'm Catholic, this guy is sure to be Protestant. If I say I'm Protestant, he's sure to be Catholic. Either way I'm dead." Then he has a brain wave and says to the guy, "Actually I'm Jewish." This, he thinks to himself, will surely keep him safe. The guy behind him then replies, "Gee, I must be the luckiest Arab in Ireland."
From Dwayne, the Work At Home Coach Free for a very limited time. If you snooze and loose, don't cry on me. The ad is safe. No virus or malware will attack you. It forwards through a perfectly harmless click counter. That is nothing to worry about, even if a child-safe setting on your browser freaks out.
Here's the deal, TODAY I'm giving away something, that makes me $136,808 per month....It probably won't make you $136,808 every month, but it makes ME that much, and you would be CRAZY to not let me give it to you...and yes, it's legal !
I can give it to you today for FREE
Thank you so much for your time!

Charlie was a regular visitor at the racetrack. One afternoon he noticed an unusual site. Right before the first race, a Catholic Priest visited one of the horses in the stable area and gave it a blessing. Charlie watched the horse race very carefully, and, sure enough, the blessed horse came in first! Charlie followed the Priest before the next race. Again, the Priest went to the stables and blessed another horse. Charlie quickly put two dollars on that horse and won close to fifty bucks! The Priest kept blessing horses and Charlie kept betting on them and they won! The last race of the day was the biggest and Charlie saw the Priest with that horse, also! He quickly went to his bank and withdrew his life's savings of $20,000, went back to the racetrack and put it all on that horse! He watched the race in certain anticipation of leaving a millionaire! The horse was last to cross the line and Charlie was dead broke! He couldn't believe what happened so he went looking for the Priest. He found the man and asked, "What happened to that last horse you blessed? Because your blessing didn't work, I've lost all of my money!" The Priest said, "That's the trouble with you Protestants. You can't tell the difference between a blessing and the Last Rites!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Duane Bush, 61, in Bethany, NY DWI suspect drove 11 miles with missing tire BETHANY, N.Y. (AP) - Authorities said a western New York man whose license expired 33 years ago has been charged with driving while intoxicated after police said he drove a van 11 miles without one of its tires. The Genesee County Sheriff's Office said another motorist reported seeing a tire falling off a van weaving on a road in Bethany late Monday night. Deputies later arrested 61-year-old Duane Bush at his home in Bethany, 32 miles southwest of Rochester. Deputies said the van traveled 11 miles through the rural town without a rear right tire. Bush was charged with aggravated DWI and unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle. Deputies said his blood-alcohol level was more than three times above the legal limit of .08 percent.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bob Re: WOB Dear Webby Mozilla has WOB (web of trust) that rates sites in a number of ways. Dwayne's ad of $136808 per month rates very poor with warnings against going to this site. Do you check the honesty of the ads you place? Bob Dear Bob Read the ad. It's all about FREE stuff. Good and valuable information. That silly WOB program just sees a dollar sign and numbers, and jumps to wacky confusions. Don't use crap like that as a substitute for thinking! Of course there is going to be money mentioned when you go to learn about making money. If you have some religious reasons against money, or worries, that a few thousand bucks a month would mess with your pension, then don't go there. However, if somebody is interested in making some extra cash, then the free information at that link is a good place to start. If they want to go further and spend five bucks, AFTER they have read the free information, that is entirely up to them. By then, they will be able to make an informed choice THEMSELVES, not have their future decided for them by some wacky dogooder program. Some of those silly dogooder programs even put up warnings if a link goes through a counter, indicating that somebody might make a few cents per 1000 clicks. That could be helping somebody pay their bills and that might be against your religion, even though it does not cost you anything. That kind of paranoia doesn't get you anywhere. And if everybody thought that way, the Hunger Site and the Breast Cancer support site would have to shut down. With Dwayne's site, if you subscribe to his free newsletter, without spending a single penny of your money, I get a few in a month. Since I don't have a fixed income or salary, every penny helps in this currently messed up economy. So, if you DO get a chance to help me out without having to spend any money, please do! I appreciate it! Have FUN! DearWebby
A robber went to the bank and pointed a gun on the cashier and said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!" The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say HISTORY." The burglar answered, "Dangit, don't change the *subject*!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Buy Flannel at Thrift Stores This is the time of the year when the thrift stores have flannel sheets on sale for around a quarter. I just bought a couple more mismatched ones to sew into flannel PJ bottoms and nightgowns. Buying flannel in the sheets is much cheaper than paying the $8 a yard or more at Walmart! By Mom-from-missouri from NW Missouri http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for quite some time now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any more." Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, I personally placed an order for them just a couple of days ago." Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she asked if we had any?" "Muggers in the parking lot"
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During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When Bubba asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him. "Does your dog have a license?" he asked. "No way," Bubba said, "Ol' Blue don't need none. He's getting too shortsighted fer doin' the drivin'."

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