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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Kevin Crockett, 25, in Cincinnatti Bank robber drops wallet CINCINNATI, Aug. 18 (UPI) -- A Cincinnati bank robber allegedly ran away so fast he dropped his wallet, stained from an exploding dye pack inside a stolen bag of money, police say. Kevin Crockett, 25, and an accomplice allegedly stole an undetermined amount of money July 29 from Key Bank before dropping the loot -- along with his wallet -- and fleeing the scene before officers could respond, The Kentucky Post reported Wednesday. Police say they found the money bag and Crockett's wallet on the sidewalk. Both had been stained from an exploding dye pack a teller had inserted into bag, The Cincinnati Enquirer said. Police arrested Crockett Tuesday. He was arraigned Wednesday, charged with one count of robbery and given $75,000 bond, WLWT-TV, Cincinnati, reported. Crockett was released from prison in 2007, having served time on a bank robbery conviction. An accomplice remained at large, police said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Amanda Re: Is 10 inch big enough? Dear Webby A cousin wants to sell his 10" notebook to my daughter to use at college. He claims it is wide screen and plenty good enough, and that young girls have no problem reading small stuff. Somehow I have some doubts, partly because of who he is, so I want to ask you. Is a 10" wide screen good enough for college and worth $300? Amanda Dear Amanda The answers are NO, and NO. That 10" wide screen monitor is only 600 dots high. Even using the tiniest font and a hand held magnifying glass, it is simply not good enough for what they do in college nowadays. For $300 she can buy a very good used 15" laptop that will be just fine for college. Have FUN! DearWebby
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When Lisa noticed a broken vise grip in the trash can, she decided to buy her husband a new one for his birthday. She went to the hardware store and asked the salesman, "Do you have any heavy-duty vise grips?" "Sorry, ma'am," he replied. "I had to give them all up when I got married."

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