Mail problems at Juno and Netzero 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, August 21, 2010

Juno and Netzero seem to have annoyed a lot of people. This week
I got bounces from about a hundred subscribers with Juno and 
about the same with Netzero addresses, all with "Service unavailable".

I can understand one or two people dying, and don't continue
sending subscriptions to dead addresses, but a hundred each in
a week, that might indicate that the service at Juno and Netzero
has gotten so bad, that a lot of people smartend up and moved
to a better ISP.

If you have a friend or relative with a Juno or Netzero address,
it would be a good idea to contact them some other way and get
their new or alternate address. Since the service at Juno and 
Netzero has been deteriorating for quite some time, most of
them do have a Gmail address on the side for important mail.

Don't write Mom off just yet! Give her a call and get her 
new email address.

Have FUN!

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