How to get midi files to play 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Annette Re: Midi files not playing Dear Webby, thanks for the wonderful news letter every day, look forward to it every morning!. I have a problem maybe you will help me with. I have lost the sound to my midis on this computer, when I send a midi with my emails , the person I send it to can hear the music, but I cant. Where do I go on here to get my sound on this computer, I have a Vista, Home Basic. Thanks for all you do every day, Kindest regards, Annette. Dear Annette Try this: Update the Windows Media Player. Then open a File Explorer (Right-click START, select Explore) Tools Folder Options File Types Scoot down to MID (Midi Files) and associate that type with Windows Media Player. OK your way out of there, and find a midi file with the file explorer. Right-click the midi file select OPEN WITH highlight Windows Media Player put a checkmark on "Always use this program for this type of file" Hit OK. If the sound is not muted or turned down, and the speakers plugged in and turned on, then you should hear the midi file now. Have FUN! DearWebby
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