Sound turned off by Pogo 

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It's Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Nice summer weather, and the berries are tasting great!
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Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones. --- Benjamin Franklin You are only as strong as your purpose, therefore let us choose reasons to act that are big bold righteous and eternal. --- Barry Munro
During a sermon the pastor stated that money wasn't important in the afterlife, because in heaven, there is no money. One parishioner loudly stage-whispered to his wife, "Did you hear that, Maude? We're already in heaven."
Kathrina was visiting the modern art museum and turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she sneered, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
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A bum, who obviously has seen more than his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum. "You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. "No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum. "You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man. "Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf." The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?" "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf!" ---------------- Hmmmm, maybe, if I ever get out of debt enough to afford it, I should try drinking, gambling and golf?
Thanks to Dad for this picture: Click on the picture for the Large Version Luener See, a hydro lake way up above the tree line.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Tracy Province, 42, Escapee recognized in church An escaped convict was recaptured in the US after he went to church, sang hymns and mowed the church lawn. Tracy Province, 42, walked into Meeteetse Community Church 10 days after he escaped from an Arizona prison. He sang in the morning service, shook hands with members of the congregation, then spoke to the pastor, reports Metro. The Rev Ron Kingston asked Province if he could mow the church's lawn and cut some weeds for cash and the fugitive agreed politely. "I introduced myself to him because he was a face I hadn't seen before. We shook hands and I welcomed him into the church," Mr Kingston told CNN. "He was polite. He asked me if I appreciated how he cut the grass, if he did a good enough job." But a woman parishioner later recognised him from news reports and called the police, leading to the prisoner's arrest as he walked out of a local motel.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: JoAnn Re: Sound problem mystery solved Dear Webby, Thank you for your many helpful hints over the years. You are appreciated in this household! I had an experience of no sound some time back. I found that, just because while playing games in the Pogo site and turning the game sounds off there, I had ended up turning the volume off completely to my computer. I could only turn the sound back on by doing so on the Pogo site. Any other many ways wouldn't turn the sound on the computer at all. Took me quite some time to come up with solving this problem!! Just for your interest. JoAnn Dear JoAnn Thank you very much for that info! I will post that in tomorrow's Humor Letter. Today's has already gone out. Have FUN! DearWebby
A man appears at a woman's front door and announces, "Madam, I'm the piano tuner." "I didn't send for a tuner," the piano-playing woman replies. "I know, lady," the man says. "Your neighbor did."
Daily tip from Keeping Cool at Night Right now we are in the middle of a heat wave and the humidity is out of this world. Since I don't have air conditioning, the nights trying to sleep are pretty unbearable even with the fan on. What I do now is take a single size sheet, wet it in the sink, wring it out as best I can, then drape it on my body when I am lying in bed. The wet sheet keeps me cool when the fan blows on it, and by morning the sheet is dry and I had a great sleep. By Karyn01 from Ottawa, Canada Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a woman in her 20s and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asks a friend. "With her, your chances are better," says the friend, "if you tell her you're 90."
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A lawyer was cross-examining a witness: "You have just testified that you heard the shot at exactly 11:32 p.m.? How did you know what time it was? Did you look at your watch?" "No," the witness said. "I looked at the sundial in the garden." "That's absurd," screamed the lawyer. "How could you tell time by a sundial at 11:32 at night?" "I had a flashlight," the witness said.

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