Nigerian mail from Illinois 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Thursday, August 25, 2010
Gorgeous summer day again. I could get used to this!
Have not had to put the top up on the car for quite some
time now. My car is a bright red 91 Chrysler LeBaron ragtop, 
that I bought for $1000 a few years ago, when my previous
car broke a connecting rod and threw a piston through the 
wall. It is noisy inside and has an expesive sounding squeak
in the water pump area, but runs quite OK. 

On beautiful days like this it makes even a boring mail and 
bank run a pleasure. If I could afford a newer car, I don't
think I would be in any hurry to replace the old LeBaron.

Have FUN!

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. --- Jerome Blattner The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. --- Lucille Ball Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. --- John Russell
A frantic mother told the pediatrician, "My baby has a high temperature!" "How high is it?" "102." "How are you taking it?" "Oh, I'm holding up pretty well!"
Captain - "How did you attain such proficiency in bayonet thrusting?" Private - "Reaching for steak at our boarding house."
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Junior was one of those holy terrors and dad was quite surprised when his wife suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday. "Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior ?" he asked. "Well, yes," she said, "it will be a lot more peaceful INSIDE the house."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Stacy L. Erickson, 27, in Sheboygan, Wisconsin Passed out in the drive-through A 27-year-old Sheboygan woman passed out drunk in her car while trying to place an order in a McDonald’s drive-thru, according to court documents filed this week. Police officers summoned by employees found Stacy L. Erickson slumped over and snoring inside her 1991 Ford Escort, according to a criminal complaint. The incident occurred about 3:40 a.m. July 30 at the McDonald’s at 2425 S. Business Drive. Officers’ initial attempts to rouse Erickson were unsuccessful, but she woke up after they turned off the car and tried again. Erickson had to grab the car to steady herself as she got out, and she failed field sobriety tests. Erickson is charged with misdemeanor THIRD-offense drunken driving and faces up to a year in jail, if convicted. She is scheduled to make an initial court appearance Aug. 30.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ray Re: Nigerian mail Dear Webby, I've been getting a load of e-mails from all the creeps in Nigeria wanting to give me millions of dollars. Somehow my address got placed on the creep list. Is there some way to block these by blocking the IP number they are coming from. For instance, they are all coming from 67.195.15.nn (the last two number are always different). I can't block them by the from address as it is always different. The last time I had this problem I resorted to changing my e-mail address. I'm using webmail on AT&T (Yahoo) and sometimes Outlook (Depressed). Appreciate your help and appreciate your daily letter, always read it first. Ray Dear Ray I just use Mailwasher to send them to hell, murdered in the dark right on the server, unseen by any human. However, I don't use IP numbers for filtering mail. The block of IP numbers, that you are concerned about, is allocated to ISPs in Illinois. The spam you got, was sent by infected computers somewhere in Illinois. You can look up who owns those IP numbers, and get after that ISP to inform their clients. I simply look for what is common to those letters, and make a filter using those common words or phrases. Have FUN! DearWebby
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. While they thought they were getting away with it, the 6 foot six 300 pound owner wrote on the "Specials" blackboard by the cash register: "Today's Special: Tuna sandwich, $11.95". When it came time to pay, he charged them for the tuna sandwiches. They protested, but since they had eaten a tuna sandwich that was not their own, they had the choice of paying or washing dishes for the rest of the day. They paid.
Daily tip from Use Egg Cartons For Craft Organization I save egg cartons of both kinds cardboard and Styrofoam. I use the bottom of all sizes in the Styrofoam to use when I do watercolor painting. They can be used for any painting medium and also for crafting. I use them and then toss them out after my day of painting for mixing colors. You can also either the Styrofoam or cardboard cartons for all sorts of crafting or sewing, for storing beads for Jewelry making, for any kind of small items to keep you organized. By handbaglady from Manahawkin, NJ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Q. The truth of the matter is that you are not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas? A. No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.
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The drunk was brought into night court, having been picked up on suspicion of being the notorious night prowler. "What were you doing out at 3 A.M.?" the judge sternly queried. "I was going to a lecture." "A lecture at 3 A.M.?" The judge was scornful. "Oh, schure," said the drunk. "Schometimes my wife schtarts 'em even later than that."

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