What is the best way to back up your data? 

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It's Friday, September 3, 2010
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

So far nobody has shown any interest in taking over 
"Celebrate The Date". While some people would be like to have 
that many fans, apparently, having to write something every day, 
is too much like work. It actually is not really that much work,
if one writes only one newsletter.

I am not too worried. Next week I will widen the circle for
spreading the news, and sooner or later, somebody will jump
at the chance.

Have FUN!

Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him. --- Obamanov "Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea." --- John Ciardi
Thanks to Sandie for this story: My niece's class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about his or her life, so she asked me, "What was the biggest historical event that happened during your childhood?" "I'd have to say the moonwalk," I replied. She looked disappointed, "Was that dance that important to you?"
Austin was flying home and listening to the flight attendant do the "safety speech" thing. Since it was a red-eye, she said the cabin lights would be dimmed. "If you need additional light, note that pressing the button with the light will turn on your perDaughteral overhead light." Then, very serious, "Please also be aware that pushing the stewardess button will NOT turn the stewardess on."
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Mother: "How's your history paper coming?" Daughter: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research and it's been very helpful." Mother: "Really?" Daughter: "Yes, so far I've located 17 people who sell history papers on that topic!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Stanley Lostumbo, 37 in Syracuse, NY Hour-long chase in dump truck SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP) - Police said a 37-year-old man driving a dump truck led them on an hour-long chase over roads, rails and yards in the Syracuse area that ended with the suspect being shot. The Onondaga County Sheriff said Stanley Lostumbo jumped into a dump truck Tuesday night after being accused of stealing from vending machines at a mall. Police pursued the truck on a highway, through backyards and school grounds and down railroad tracks at speeds up to 65 mph before stopping it at a barricade in East Syracuse. Police said Lostumbo reversed the truck and hit a sheriff's vehicle and officers fired, apparently striking Lostumbo in the shoulder. He was briefly hospitalized for minor injuries.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Orville Re: What is the best back-up? Dear Webby, OK, so RAID back-up is not for today. What IS the best way to back up the data for a home business? Thanks Orville Dear Orville By far the best method is to back up to a far away bank of servers. That way, no matter what happens to your computer or your building, the data is safe. Take for example the Mozy back-up. You get 2 GB of space absolutely free. Your business data and your business software will probably take about half a GigaByte, or less. That gives you one and a half Gigabytes for archiving data by the month, and a generous collection of whatever pictures you collect. If family members also want to use your Mozy Home back-up, you can get unlimited space for under $5 a month. The back-up process is fully automated, and you don't even have to be in or near your building for it. The value you get is not just the safety of your data, but a well thought out concept and hands free automation. Have FUN! DearWebby
A lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. While she was waiting for her date, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!" The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way did you fire it ?"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Keep Your Garden Pots Moist With a Diaper Help your pots and hanging baskets keep some moisture by adding a baby diaper in the pot. If you decide to take away the plastic, be sure to water soak the diaper first before emptying the contents into the soil. The dust from the dry contents is not healthy if inhaled. I soak the diapers before putting them in my pots. They hold a lot of water. By kwinters from JackDaughter, MS http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

A salesman from New York traveling in Kansas left his snazzy rental car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over he checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. He went to the local garage and inquired how he could fix the problem himself. The mechanic told him to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would pop out again. He took the car to the motel where he was staying, parked it and proceeded to blow on the tailpipe. A local came by and inquired what he was doing. He explained that he was blowing on the tailpipe to remove the dents. The local responded, "That's not gonna to work, not unless you roll up the windows real tight first, and seal them with duck tape."
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A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, "Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?" The cowboy replied, "Well, son, the big hat protects me from hot sun and driving rain, and at night I put it over my face when I sleep on the range, so it protects me then, too." "Why do you wear that leather vest?" "It also helps to keep the weather off me, and it has pockets where I can keep my cigarettes and matches." "Well, why do you wear leather chaps?" "They protect my legs when I'm riding my horse through rough bushes." "Well, Mr. Cowboy," the kid finally asked, "Why do you wear sneakers instead of cowboy boots ?" "That's so people won't think I'm a truck driver."

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