Wrong default email program 

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It's Saturday, September 4, 2010

Today I harvested the last of the rhubarb, and filled the spaces
between the cut up chunks with the last of the Saskatoon 
berries. Tangy, but sweet enough for jam or pancake topping,
without having to add sugar. Last November I found out I had
Diabetes. Because I don't get enough time for healthy outdoor 
activities, to beat that, I really have to watch what I eat and 
totally avoid refined sugar. That's no problem at all and I
don't even miss sugar any more.

Have FUN!

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." --- Charlie Chaplin "You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do." --- Liz Smith "Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better be alone than in bad company." --- George Washington
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and shovel for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock", the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering whack with the shovel. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two fourty five in the morning!"
He loved working on Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. Miss a ferry late at night, and you have to spend the next hour or so wandering the streets of lower Manhattan. So when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safely on deck. He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?' "Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."
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had been misbehaving and was sent to bed. After a while emerged and informed mother that had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine", said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you about your misbehaving, He will help you." "Oh, I don't need help with misbehavin' ", said . "I asked Him to help me not to get caught quite so much."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Dominos at Valley Station, KY, Domino's Worker Uses Customer's Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas You might not think that when you call up your local Domino's to order a pizza with your credit/debit card, that the employee you just gave your sensitive information to is going to brazenly turn around and rack up $296 in phone sex charges only minutes later. Or that they'd be so stupid to use the restaurant's phone to make the call. Alas, that's exactly what a woman in Kentucky claims happened to her. A couple days after ordering her pizza from the Domino's in Valley Station, KY, a woman was stunned to find the $296 charge on her account for a company she'd never heard of. Calling the number on her card statement, she discovered the icky truth: "It ended up being charged to a sex line." The costly call was placed a mere 15 minutes after she'd placed her order at Domino's. And after talking to a disbelieving manager and being brushed off by a Domino's VP, she got some help from the phone sex company. They confirmed that the number the call had been placed from belonged to the pizza place in question. "So while this was going on, the sex line phone call, they are making food for people," she said after making this discovery. "Very gross." We're happy to say that the phone sex company has agreed to refund the women's money and say they are willing to turn over all records and recordings of the call to authorities. It was at this point that the Domino's executive changed his tune from doubtful to downright sorry:
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Kay Re: Wrong default email Dear Webby, You might want to add the comment to the Flight Pro Sim that the download is huge and not for all computers. I went through the whole process, only to find out that it was so large, download only and would have to pay an additional $55 for the disks. I am unable to handle the download and am trying to get my money back. (Have not downloaded it, only having ordered it within the last half hour: it's now 10:59 a.m.) The ad states money back, so I am contacting them. They work through Outlook Express--and I don't--so you can imagine my "joy" when I get the notice that my message did not go through. I'm still trying. Any thoughts? Cay from FL Dear Cay Well, for that price you have to expect a huge download! If it wasn't, it would be a rip-off. They are a big company and just want to give you your money's worth. You might want to visit a friend with high speed cable Internet, or a CyberCafe, and download it there and burn it onto a few DVDs. By the way, they don't "work through Outlook Express". That is your browser. You have not set Gmail as the default email program, and still got Outlook Express set as the default in IE. Once you correct that, clicking on an email link will open Gmail for you. Have FUN! DearWebby
An old farmer wrote to a giant mail order company and asked for the price of their toilet paper. The company wrote back telling him to look on page #346 of their catalog. He wrote another letter to the company that said: "If you had not stopped sending me catalogs, I would not need any toilet paper."
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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
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