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Good Morning,  !

It's Friday, September 10, 2010
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

A few days ago I noticed, that most web pages showed some 
symbols covered with the question mark on a blue diamond.
For example, the copyright symbol, some French characters, 
and even the little Chevron that I traditionally put in front of
Dianne's bonus link. At first I figured that I probably had too
many tabs going or not rebooted for too many weeks, but then
oher people reported the same thing. When CÚline, the very
competent and skilled webmaster from MonCoinDeJardin
complained about it, and that she had to fix a work-around,
I filed a bug report with FireFox. Hopefully they will have
that corrected in the next update.

Have FUN!

Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. --- Mark Twain As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. --- Hagar the Horrible
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confessed, "Well, yes, but never with a carnation."
During a rather heated argument a teenager said, "I didn't ask to be born." His father: replied, "Good thing you didn't 'Cause the answer would have been 'NO!!!'."
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After listening restlessly to a long and tedious sermon, a 6 year old boy asked his father what the preacher did the rest of the week. "Oh, he's a very busy man," the father replied. "He takes care of church business, visits the sick, ministers to the poor...and then he has to have time to rest up. Talking in public isn't an easy job, you know." The boy thought about that, then said, "Well, listening ain't easy, either."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and goes to Sherin Brown, 23, Brooklyn, NY Injury faker caught on tape, arrested NEW YORK (UPI) -- A New York City woman has been arrested for allegedly faking an injury after a light pole knocked down by a truck missed her, police said. Sherin Brown, 23, was walking on a Brooklyn borough street Friday when an out-of-control truck hit the pole, which fell but did not hit Brown, the New York Post reported Sunday. As police responded to the accident scene, a surveillance camera allegedly caught Brown, unharmed, lying down on the ground near the felled light fixture and telling responding officers she was injured, the newspaper said. Taken to a hospital for examination, she was arrested after police viewed the surveillance tape. Brown faces a Class A misdemeanor charge for falsely reporting an emergency, the Post said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jan Re: HP computer from eBay Dear Webby, ,enjoy reading your letters ,you are the first one I open. I am thinking about getting a new computer and I saw this one on ebay. HP DC7900 E8400 3GHz 160 GB DVDRW has Vista/Business /XP PRO Aw412VS, 3 year on site warrenty for $748. free shipping.What is your opinion. Thanks Jan Dear Jan If the 3 year ON SITE warranty is transferable to you, and you can get it with XP installed, it would be a good deal. Check out the warranty situation with HP, and how much actual warranty is left on that machine. That will give you a good idea about whether you want to depend on them. Have FUN! DearWebby Fixed the link. It works now.
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At the candy store Judi had about 20 bags of candy. A smart-alek behind her in line told her: "You should push the air out of them. The candies might cost less if they don't have the weight of the air in them." So for a few minutes she let the air out of the bags. After she did that he told her it didn't really matter. It would have weighed the same. Judi was more confused than ever and said, "If having air in the bag doesn't weigh any more, then why does it make the bags look so fat?"
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Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven. St. Peter asks the first man his name, where he is from, and what he did in life. The man answers that he is John Smith and that he was a taxi driver in New York City. St. Peter looks through his book, then gives the man a luxurious silken robe and a golden staff, and bids him welcome into heaven for his eternal reward. St. Peter then asks the second man the same questions. He replies that his name is Thomas O'Malley, and that he was a priest in Chicago. St. Peter looks in his book, then gives him a used t-shirt and a wooden stick, and bids him to enter into heaven for his eternal reward. Father O'Malley says, Wait a minute! Why did that taxi driver get a silken robe and golden staff while I, a priest and a man of God, got a lousy t-shirt that won't even cover my butt, and a wooden stick? St. Peter told him that the rewards in heaven are based on results, and while Father O'Malley preached, people slept, but while John Smith drove, people prayed!
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It was young Anthony's first ride in a railway train, and the succession of wonders reduced him to a state of hysterical astonishment. The train rounded a slight bend and, with a shriek of its whistle, plunged into a tunnel. There were gasps of surprise from the corner where Anthony was kneeling on his seat. Suddenly the train rushed into broad daylight again, and a small voice lifted in wonder. "Wow! It's tomorrow!" exclaimed the small boy.

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