Good Morning,  !
It's Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Some Gmail or browser add-ons seem to be causing formatting 
problems for some people. I didn't notice any problems in the
Humor Letter that I send to my gmail test address, but most likely
I am not using certain fashionable add-ons. At any rate, I am
simplifying the lay-out and we'll see if that helps.

I also plan to weed out the ads on the side. Yeah, I know, 
a buch of you are going to scream and yell and demand that
I leave the "Find A Human", Currency Exchange, Babelfish,
Breast Cancer Help Site, and this and that in there.

OK, tell me what you definitely want to keep!

Have FUN!
DearWebby

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
--- John Stuart Mill

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
--- Floyd Dell


Patient: "Nurse, during my operation I heard the surgeon
use a four-letter word that upset me very much."

Nurse:  "What word was that?"

Patient:  "Oops!"


4 year old Zachary came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell his mom that he had dropped his
toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out and threw it in
the garbage.

Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then
ran to moms bathroom and came out with her toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile,
"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the
toilet last week."


Make Spa Stuff for profit and fun!
With an e-course for a hobby without stress, 
that will earn you some income no less,
does not take much of your time. 
don't need a lab, your table is fine.
 You CAN Make Spa Stuff for profit and fun!

Teacher: If your father earned $100.00 and gave half to
your mother, what would she have?
Little Johnny: A heart attack!




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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
and goes to Larry Shawn Taylor, 18, ins Seattle, WA

Suspect had 'GET MONEY' shaved in hair and tattoed on hands
SEATTLE (UPI) -- Police in Seattle said they arrested a robbery 
suspect who was easily identified by the words "GET MONEY" 
shaved into the side of his head. 

Investigators said Larry Shawn Taylor, 18, robbed two women of 
$310 at gunpoint Aug. 23 while they were stopped at a traffic light, 
Seattlepi.com reported. 

The women described the robber to police as a black man with 
deformed or folded-down ears, the words "GET MONEY" shaved 
into one side of his head and tattoos with the word "GET" on 
one hand and "MONEY" on the other. 

Police said Taylor was recognized by an officer who pulled over 
a Toyota Camry for reckless driving. The officer had previously 
stopped Taylor several times and said another officer had 
written him a ticket. 

Investigators said a gun was found in the vehicle and the 
victims identified Taylor as the robber. 

Taylor was charged with robbery and jailed in lieu of 
$100,000 bond. He is due in court Sept. 13. 


From the Tech Support Pits:
From: many
Re: What is a "Spa Product" ?

Dear 
I was surprised at how many people asked that question.
Spa products are basically anything (except your sweetie), that
can be used to make a bath more enjoyable. Fragrances, oils,
salts, herbs, dried fowers, colorants, and so on.

Some combinations work very well, some others cause embarrasing
results. Knowing what works well and what doesn't seems to be
more an art than a science, but is definitely learnable.
Have FUN!
DearWebby


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News Item: An Oregon State University animal rights
activist denounces vegetarianism because mice, moles
and rabbits are often killed in the preparation of farmland
to grow vegetables.

Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Shop Restaurant Supply Stores
A restaurant supply store is different than a warehouse-type 
store like Costco. The one I shop at is called Cash and Carry. 
These allow anyone to purchase without a card. The difference 
with restaurant supply is that they cater to restaurant owners, 
which means they will have bulk of vegetables, dairy, baking 
supplies, cleaning/serving supplies, and some other things.

Most of their prices usually beat any other store (like 50 lbs 
of potatoes for $8). We dry most of our own food, so buying 
bulk vegetables (like 2.5 lbs of spinach) is wonderful. I highly 
recommend searching for one in your area. Buying bulk on 
what you can store will save you a lot.

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Recently on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant
announced,
"As per federal regulations every 500th landing has to be a
manual landing, not on auto-pilot. Our new co-pilot will be
performing his first manual landing for us today, so be sure
to give him a big round of applause when we come to a
stop."

Well, the plane made an extremely bumpy landing,
bouncing hard a few times times before smoothing out. Still,
the passengers applauded.

Then the attendant's voice came over the intercom,
"Thanks for flying with us. And don't forget to let our co-pilot
know which of his three landings you liked best."



Ophelia Dingbatter's News

No sermon here and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun 
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Two cowboys were scouting near their fort and worrying
that the Indians might be overrunning them. As they
listened to the distant pounding war drums, one cowboy
muttered to the other: "I don't like the sound of them drums."

Just then, an apologetic voice came from behind a bush,
"Our regular drummer slept in!"





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